"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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need some emergency advice : store closes in 1 hr

KnightRyder

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Good looking babe , she operates one of those kiosk in the mall behind a counter( closes at 9 pm )

However, I don't know how to approach this .. ? I mean she's behind a counter and its hard to build rapport...


Do I just ask her for her number ? or ask her to join me for a beer after work ( she looks too tired )

Do I just go up there and start a conv. for as long as there are no customers and three minutes later just ask her for her number in three minutes time ?



Or just I go back tomorrow ( I hoping two visits more congenial to giving out the number..)
I need to know by 9 or else I am planning on hoping on catching her another day time
our first conv went bad already ..I didn't say much...except I work and I goto college..
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KnightRyder

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30 mins to close ....


now or tomorrw w/ a planned script
 

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Usually what I do, is as long as she doesnt have customers then i will go and ask about the products, and try to find an opener to steer the convo away from the product and towards her.

You take it from there, then you can either number close, or what i like to do(if she looks up to it) is to set a date to meet up later on. I usually just tell her 'you're coming to xxxxx place for a drink/whatever' , and you can do alot of C&F with that. If you've built up some nice rapport then she should agree to it. I have more success doing this than with number closing.
 

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Originally posted by KnightRyder
Good looking babe , she operates one of those kiosk in the mall behind a counter( closes at 9 pm )

However, I don't know how to approach this .. ? I mean she's behind a counter and its hard to build rapport...


Do I just ask her for her number ? or ask her to join me for a beer after work ( she looks too tired )

Do I just go up there and start a conv. for as long as there are no customers and three minutes later just ask her for her number in three minutes time ?



Or just I go back tomorrow ( I hoping two visits more congenial to giving out the number..)
I need to know by 9 or else I am planning on hoping on catching her another day time
our first conv went bad already ..I didn't say much...except I work and I goto college..
If you want to go tlak to her, the first thing you need to do is CALM DOWN!!

You're in "panic mode" now. "OMG, store closes in half an hour...gotta do it...OMG OMG"

If you approach her with that panicked mindset, she will bolt like a frikkin rabbit. Calm down, take a deep breath, and then consider what you're going to do.
 

KnightRyder

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forget it..wtf

she lead me like all thru the conv like she was going to give me a number

when I asked for her digits,

'I have a boyfriend already .....and he might get angry"

Right then I was like,

biatch, so what ? ??? you'll have a new boyfriend ..?



thread closed.....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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biatch, so what ? ??? you'll have a new boyfriend ..?
:crackup: :crackup:

She was proabaly lying but still...
She just didn't want to blow you off and you call her a biatch. :crackup:

This is something right out of a Will Ferrel movie. You're my Hero!!!
 

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Man oh man. It's weird that I don't find this funny but actually extremely pitiful.
 

Joe The Homophobe

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Originally posted by Jake-inator
She was proabaly lying but still...
She just didn't want to blow you off and you call her a biatch. :crackup:


You're my hero!!!
first you say she was probably lying about having a boyfriend, then you say she didn't want to blow him off. Isn't a girl lying to you by saying 'i have a gf' blowing you off? if she didn't want to blow you off she would give you her digits and not lye about having a bf!

btw, calling her a biatch that was great!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yea you got a point,
she didn't want to look like a bit*h... and you handed it to her. Good job. :up:
 
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