"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Need Help Dancing 101

The Comeback Kid

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I'm back and in need of some help.

You see, my friends and I were talking about the Homecoming Dance that we have in a month and a half and the first thing that came to my mind (after remember ing last Homecoming was a nightmare)?

I can't dance/grind.

Now, I know there was one particular thread a while ago which greatly explained how to grind, but I couldn't even find the right one w/ the search feature.

Last year, when people wanted me to dance, I was thinking "#*&$#*$)#*$)@$#()*$)#*)#$" - it wasn't pretty.

So, I just need to know how to dance/grind effectively so I look like I atleast somewhat know what I'm doing.

Thanks.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Check this out for Bumpin and Grindin - http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16349&highlight=Grind

However my advice to you is to learn how to dance first and get your rhythm down first before you start bumpin and grindin

So watch Hitch to learn how to dance.
Also Will Smith has a new song on his latest album for people like you. He tells you the simple steps to dance.

Its not hard. Just relax be lose but not too lose, smile and bounce to the rhythm. Just watch how other people around you dance. And for god sakes practice practice practice at home. Play some good music to dance to and practice. Stop stressin dancin aint hard.
 

The Comeback Kid

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Originally posted by OneArmDeeJay
Check this out for Bumpin and Grindin - http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16349&highlight=Grind

However my advice to you is to learn how to dance first and get your rhythm down first before you start bumpin and grindin

So watch Hitch to learn how to dance.
Also Will Smith has a new song on his latest album for people like you. He tells you the simple steps to dance.

Its not hard. Just relax be lose but not too lose, smile and bounce to the rhythm. Just watch how other people around you dance. And for god sakes practice practice practice at home. Play some good music to dance to and practice. Stop stressin dancin aint hard.
Thanks.

I saw Hitch a couple months ago...maybe I need to watch it again :rock:

I think, like you said, I just have to relax. Last year, I was so nervous it wasn't funny. There were some other things that occured that justified my nervousness, but that's a long story. I'll try to get it down by Homecoming...I may have to practice like Napoleon Dynamite. :crackup:
 
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No shorthand means no shorthand.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What does 101 mean? Is it like "real important"crap or somthing?
 

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It's like college courses- the first course in the string is 101. So its like "Dancing for Beginners"
 

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I remember an excellent post a while back, can't remember by who though, that dealt with dancing. I'll see if I can find it.

*EDIT*

Okay I found it, but it is not quite what I remembered it to be. Use it as you will, though it doesn't go into grinding:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15030
 

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Originally posted by NYC Dude
I remember an excellent post a while back, can't remember by who though, that dealt with dancing. I'll see if I can find it.

*EDIT*

Okay I found it, but it is not quite what I remembered it to be. Use it as you will, though it doesn't go into grinding:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15030
I was the 1st one to reply to it... hahahahhahhaa YEARS AGO
 

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101 means from the bottom up. (learning)
I enjoy john travolta disco dancing :D

:rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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