"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Need good ****y/funny response

JimmyBizzle

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Girlfriend texts: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"

Ideas?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

vatoloco

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Her: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"
You: "Who is this?" (vatoloco's infallible text ;))
Her: "What do you mean 'who is this?'"
You: "Well, my girlfriend would have told me well in advance and would have included the Magic Word. Who are you?"

;)
 

Iceberg

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JimmyBizzle said:
Girlfriend texts: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"

Ideas?
Yeah...uh...why does this situation require a ****y and funny response?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Darth

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Well, "I'm gonna need you to (blank)" is not the proper format for a female to male communication. "Could you please (blank)" would be more appropriate. It indicates a bad attitude.
 
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