JimmyBizzle
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Girlfriend texts: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"
Ideas?
Ideas?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Need good ****y/funny response
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
disgustipated
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I'm gonna need road head after I drop so and so off.
Her: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"
You: "Who is this?" (vatoloco's infallible text
)
Her: "What do you mean 'who is this?'"
You: "Well, my girlfriend would have told me well in advance and would have included the Magic Word. Who are you?"
You: "Who is this?" (vatoloco's infallible text
)Her: "What do you mean 'who is this?'"
You: "Well, my girlfriend would have told me well in advance and would have included the Magic Word. Who are you?"
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Yeah...uh...why does this situation require a ****y and funny response?JimmyBizzle said:
tryst type
Master Don Juan
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Exactly what i was thinking.Iceberg said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
disgustipated
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I actually like vato's response a lot.