JimmyBizzle
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Girlfriend texts: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"
Ideas?
Ideas?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Need good ****y/funny response
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
disgustipated
Master Don Juan
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I'm gonna need road head after I drop so and so off.
Her: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"
You: "Who is this?" (vatoloco's infallible text
)
Her: "What do you mean 'who is this?'"
You: "Well, my girlfriend would have told me well in advance and would have included the Magic Word. Who are you?"
You: "Who is this?" (vatoloco's infallible text
)Her: "What do you mean 'who is this?'"
You: "Well, my girlfriend would have told me well in advance and would have included the Magic Word. Who are you?"
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Yeah...uh...why does this situation require a ****y and funny response?JimmyBizzle said:
tryst type
Master Don Juan
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Exactly what i was thinking.Iceberg said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
disgustipated
Master Don Juan
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I actually like vato's response a lot.