"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Need advice with a potential health concern...

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So this morning I was getting ready for a hot night of sex with my girl tonight, and was shaving my c&b, when it happened...I knicked this tiny little bump, and it bled for about 5-20 seconds, then stopped.

Am I still ok to have sex with her tonight or should I just tell her what happened, and wait for it to heal up? We haven't had sex yet, so I'm not worried about her getting disappointed or anything of that sort, and I know we will use a condom...or a few. I have a box ready to go. Please advise asap, as I am going to see my girlfriend in less than 2 hours from now. Thanks all!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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not sure you should really get medical advice from random shmucks on the 'net. Depends on a lot of things.
 

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It stopped bleeding immediately, and I don't see a knick or a scar anymore, but...damn man I want some pvssy tonight!
 

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I know I don't...and as far as she's concerned...well I don't think so. I don't even see a cut on it, and I have looked at that exact area with a magnifying glass too. Nothing. It just bled for a few seconds while I was in the shower...that's all.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No anąl.

Other orifices OK.
 
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