"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need advice with a potential health concern...

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So this morning I was getting ready for a hot night of sex with my girl tonight, and was shaving my c&b, when it happened...I knicked this tiny little bump, and it bled for about 5-20 seconds, then stopped.

Am I still ok to have sex with her tonight or should I just tell her what happened, and wait for it to heal up? We haven't had sex yet, so I'm not worried about her getting disappointed or anything of that sort, and I know we will use a condom...or a few. I have a box ready to go. Please advise asap, as I am going to see my girlfriend in less than 2 hours from now. Thanks all!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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not sure you should really get medical advice from random shmucks on the 'net. Depends on a lot of things.
 

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It stopped bleeding immediately, and I don't see a knick or a scar anymore, but...damn man I want some pvssy tonight!
 

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I know I don't...and as far as she's concerned...well I don't think so. I don't even see a cut on it, and I have looked at that exact area with a magnifying glass too. Nothing. It just bled for a few seconds while I was in the shower...that's all.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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No anąl.

Other orifices OK.
 
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