"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need advice with a potential health concern...

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So this morning I was getting ready for a hot night of sex with my girl tonight, and was shaving my c&b, when it happened...I knicked this tiny little bump, and it bled for about 5-20 seconds, then stopped.

Am I still ok to have sex with her tonight or should I just tell her what happened, and wait for it to heal up? We haven't had sex yet, so I'm not worried about her getting disappointed or anything of that sort, and I know we will use a condom...or a few. I have a box ready to go. Please advise asap, as I am going to see my girlfriend in less than 2 hours from now. Thanks all!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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not sure you should really get medical advice from random shmucks on the 'net. Depends on a lot of things.
 

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It stopped bleeding immediately, and I don't see a knick or a scar anymore, but...damn man I want some pvssy tonight!
 

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I know I don't...and as far as she's concerned...well I don't think so. I don't even see a cut on it, and I have looked at that exact area with a magnifying glass too. Nothing. It just bled for a few seconds while I was in the shower...that's all.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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No anąl.

Other orifices OK.
 
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