"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mackdaddy27

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whats a ****y and funny text i can reply with to :

"Hey wat happened 2 u callin me?"



I was thinking

"I got too busy, too many *****es callin me at the same time.....I might be able to squeeze in a call tomorrow like ten minute before I goto bed"



What do you think?


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Jokerlsk

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How about, "I forgot." lol. Sounds like such a douche thing to say
 
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CaptainJ

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You sound pathetic and disinterested.

You don't have to come up with ****y and funny suave phrases for everything she says to you

"How was your day?"
"Not much, the usual banging loads of b1tches, staying cool in my hectic lifestyle"

"Are we still going to down to meet your mother this weekend?"
"No, but I'm going down on your mother this weekend."

Actually, that last one sounds quite good.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ready123

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that's too tryhard man and it's not gonna do anything for you. if she's not a dumbass she'll be able to tell you're faking the prizing sht. that plus she'll get turned off because yeah it's ****y, but you left out the funny part. if she likes you enough she might overlook it but it still won't help you

just give her a genuine reason, nice and short, then switch it up and make it fun by teasing her

btw, this is what happens when you take that C&F or prizing sht to the extreme and just do it blindly without any social awareness. you become a socially uncalibrated tryhard
 
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Tell her you're busy. Because I'm guessing you were. Truth is underrated. Wait a couple minutes before you start calling her a ho.
 
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