Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
I am going to call up this chick tonight to ask her on a date. If she doesnt answer her phone I want to leave like a funny and or suave message. Any ideas?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
need a good message to leave on phone
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Royal Elite
Banned
The most suave message is the manly one.
Hi I called to set up dating arrangements to see you, I'm looking forward to seeing you again, call me back as soon as you get this so we can make plans.
Simple and to the point--the definition of a MAN!
Hi I called to set up dating arrangements to see you, I'm looking forward to seeing you again, call me back as soon as you get this so we can make plans.
Simple and to the point--the definition of a MAN!
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
I like to use DYD material here.
"Hi.. This is MacD, just calling to see whether you'd like to go for a coffee and some stimulating conversation.....that way if you turn out to be a scary person, I can say I need to go floss my cat and leave.. Its really important..... OK??? Call me!!!
Pretty old but field tested...
You could follow it up a week later if she hasn't called with
"What... playing hard to get already.. Nice... Call me"
"Hi.. This is MacD, just calling to see whether you'd like to go for a coffee and some stimulating conversation.....that way if you turn out to be a scary person, I can say I need to go floss my cat and leave.. Its really important..... OK??? Call me!!!
Pretty old but field tested...
You could follow it up a week later if she hasn't called with
"What... playing hard to get already.. Nice... Call me"
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
This is what I use :
"Hey it's Cent. What are you doing on XXX? Not that it matters though, I'm taking you out to XXX. Call me!"
you just gotta sound pretty ****y to pull it off.
"Hey it's Cent. What are you doing on XXX? Not that it matters though, I'm taking you out to XXX. Call me!"
you just gotta sound pretty ****y to pull it off.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
hahahaOriginally posted by Andromax
just breathe heavily for a minute and hang up
diablo
Master Don Juan
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