Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
I am going to call up this chick tonight to ask her on a date. If she doesnt answer her phone I want to leave like a funny and or suave message. Any ideas?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
need a good message to leave on phone
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Royal Elite
Banned
The most suave message is the manly one.
Hi I called to set up dating arrangements to see you, I'm looking forward to seeing you again, call me back as soon as you get this so we can make plans.
Simple and to the point--the definition of a MAN!
Hi I called to set up dating arrangements to see you, I'm looking forward to seeing you again, call me back as soon as you get this so we can make plans.
Simple and to the point--the definition of a MAN!
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
I like to use DYD material here.
"Hi.. This is MacD, just calling to see whether you'd like to go for a coffee and some stimulating conversation.....that way if you turn out to be a scary person, I can say I need to go floss my cat and leave.. Its really important..... OK??? Call me!!!
Pretty old but field tested...
You could follow it up a week later if she hasn't called with
"What... playing hard to get already.. Nice... Call me"
"Hi.. This is MacD, just calling to see whether you'd like to go for a coffee and some stimulating conversation.....that way if you turn out to be a scary person, I can say I need to go floss my cat and leave.. Its really important..... OK??? Call me!!!
Pretty old but field tested...
You could follow it up a week later if she hasn't called with
"What... playing hard to get already.. Nice... Call me"
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
This is what I use :
"Hey it's Cent. What are you doing on XXX? Not that it matters though, I'm taking you out to XXX. Call me!"
you just gotta sound pretty ****y to pull it off.
"Hey it's Cent. What are you doing on XXX? Not that it matters though, I'm taking you out to XXX. Call me!"
you just gotta sound pretty ****y to pull it off.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
hahahaOriginally posted by Andromax
just breathe heavily for a minute and hang up
diablo
Master Don Juan
"Hi, this is Mr Delicious. I'm going to go do a search now and see what the last 2938498234 threads asking this question have recommended."
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