"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Kineti[C]harm

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It works like a charm, you can't do it on ANY girl but most it works perfectly. Especially if she knows you are out drinking or simular....

Another thing is who the F remembers the NR of who'm they are sending too? Most people just dbltap the button when they have found the name
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
Another thing is who the F remembers the NR of who'm they are sending too? Most people just dbltap the button when they have found the name
You THINK it works like a charm.

Anyway the number confirmation bit isnt my point. The point is, that once you click the wrong name, you have a chance to go back without sending. Whether you know her number or not.

Anyways you're probably gonna go off and do this shyt like crazy now, but dont say i didnt warn ya.

"accidental..... my ass... he wants me bad" she's talking about YOU, homeboy.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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Eh I've used this for a looong time, not often but when I've felt like having some fun. It's always worked and gotten them tippytoey and gotten them to show even more IL.
 

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I just tried it today. It went something like this. The girl had just flaked on me, just cause she felt lazy but then wrote back saying she was bored.

- "LOL. Jen just free'd up. Want to come over tonight again?" (My girl has met Jen and nows she exists)

- "I am bored"

- "You would rather hang at home then go out? Now I know your flaky"

- "yeah and ur an A$$"

- "Why cause I said you were flaky? I was pointing out the obvious :)"

- "okay"

She wrote back and switched the subject, I think she took it pretty well. I later told her to call (2 hours later) me around 10 tonight. Her response was "okay". She probably wont call, but will eventually. Till she calls she will think about Jen.
 
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