"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Need A Funny Text Message

Kineti[C]harm

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It works like a charm, you can't do it on ANY girl but most it works perfectly. Especially if she knows you are out drinking or simular....

Another thing is who the F remembers the NR of who'm they are sending too? Most people just dbltap the button when they have found the name
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
Another thing is who the F remembers the NR of who'm they are sending too? Most people just dbltap the button when they have found the name
You THINK it works like a charm.

Anyway the number confirmation bit isnt my point. The point is, that once you click the wrong name, you have a chance to go back without sending. Whether you know her number or not.

Anyways you're probably gonna go off and do this shyt like crazy now, but dont say i didnt warn ya.

"accidental..... my ass... he wants me bad" she's talking about YOU, homeboy.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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Eh I've used this for a looong time, not often but when I've felt like having some fun. It's always worked and gotten them tippytoey and gotten them to show even more IL.
 

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I just tried it today. It went something like this. The girl had just flaked on me, just cause she felt lazy but then wrote back saying she was bored.

- "LOL. Jen just free'd up. Want to come over tonight again?" (My girl has met Jen and nows she exists)

- "I am bored"

- "You would rather hang at home then go out? Now I know your flaky"

- "yeah and ur an A$$"

- "Why cause I said you were flaky? I was pointing out the obvious :)"

- "okay"

She wrote back and switched the subject, I think she took it pretty well. I later told her to call (2 hours later) me around 10 tonight. Her response was "okay". She probably wont call, but will eventually. Till she calls she will think about Jen.
 
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