"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She messaged me online to say "You have a lot of pictures of your butt...Not that I was perving"

She's engaged too and I've we have a little private joke regarding the perving, as I once told her I wasn't perving at her boobs because she was engaged. Despite them being pieces of art!

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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horaholic

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You can't think of one yourself???? The possibilities are endless.
 
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Jesus. Didn't realise this was a test. Ok...

behave! No dirty talk! You have to earn that!

Or something like...You girls are all the same. Sexual Predators the lot of you! I'm tired of girls looking at me like an object. I have feelings!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Why not just laugh at her joke? No need to be the "try hard" guy who always has to have a funny line.
 
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FairShake said:
Why not just laugh at her joke? No need to be the "try hard" guy who always has to have a funny line.
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Yes, but he does want to amp up the sexual tension in this case.

OP, depends on how bold you wanna be.

Tame: "I've gotten many compliments on that butt!"

Bolder: "Don't worry sweetie, I know you can't control yourself! I'm used to it ;)"

You get the idea.
 
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ARrocket said:
Yes, but he does want to amp up the sexual tension in this case.
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Kinda sounds like it's already there.

I think being ****y works if it is organic and comes without thinking. If he is planning it...well, that's trying too hard.
 
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