mahon83050
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Anyone think this will turn into a cult classic? I certainly do.....
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Napoleon Dynamite
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
sh!ttiest... movie... ever...mahon83050 said:
comic_relief
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I second that, I thought it was boring. I really wanted to like the movie, I Forced myself to laugh at the jokes, but it didn't work. The movie sucks.
mahon83050
Banned
I loved it since it is actually realistic. Some people may not like it because it has no plot, but I think all of the characters were great.Deus ex Pianoforte said:
"Tina, come get some ham."
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
"Is she hot?"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mahon83050
Banned
There are tons of great quotes from this movie, we can go on all day.
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
A true cult classic can't become a classic without age. It needs at least 15 years. It becomes a classic only if it survives the test of time without it's original target audience looking back on this movie and say "What the hell were we thinking".Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Speaking of cult classics anyone here is a fan of the movie "Commando" with schwarzenegger? that movie is over the top action, by today standards it is so bad that it is actually very funny.
Also "Falling Down" is a great cult classics.
Also "Falling Down" is a great cult classics.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
Yeah, but anyone can and does edit Wikipedia. A lot of things could arguably be considered either a cult classic or just downright embarrasing today. Depends on the point of viewDeus ex Pianoforte said:That's your opinion.It's already listed under the cult classic entry of Wikipedia, so...
This for example is considered a cult classic only by a very, very, exclusive demographic (have pity on them!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Pooty Tang could be a cult classic to.