"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Napoleon Dynamite

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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mahon83050 said:
Anyone think this will turn into a cult classic? I certainly do.....
sh!ttiest... movie... ever...

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I second that, I thought it was boring. I really wanted to like the movie, I Forced myself to laugh at the jokes, but it didn't work. The movie sucks.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
It already IS a cult classic. Already complete with the crowd that "just doesn't get it."
I loved it since it is actually realistic. Some people may not like it because it has no plot, but I think all of the characters were great.



"Tina, come get some ham."
 

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"Is she hot?"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
It already IS a cult classic. Already complete with the crowd that "just doesn't get it."
A true cult classic can't become a classic without age. It needs at least 15 years. It becomes a classic only if it survives the test of time without it's original target audience looking back on this movie and say "What the hell were we thinking".
 

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Speaking of cult classics anyone here is a fan of the movie "Commando" with schwarzenegger? that movie is over the top action, by today standards it is so bad that it is actually very funny.

Also "Falling Down" is a great cult classics.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
That's your opinion. :p It's already listed under the cult classic entry of Wikipedia, so...
Yeah, but anyone can and does edit Wikipedia. A lot of things could arguably be considered either a cult classic or just downright embarrasing today. Depends on the point of view
This for example is considered a cult classic only by a very, very, exclusive demographic (have pity on them!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
 
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