mahon83050
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Anyone think this will turn into a cult classic? I certainly do.....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Napoleon Dynamite
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
sh!ttiest... movie... ever...mahon83050 said:
comic_relief
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I second that, I thought it was boring. I really wanted to like the movie, I Forced myself to laugh at the jokes, but it didn't work. The movie sucks.
mahon83050
Banned
I loved it since it is actually realistic. Some people may not like it because it has no plot, but I think all of the characters were great.Deus ex Pianoforte said:
"Tina, come get some ham."
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
"Is she hot?"
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
mahon83050
Banned
There are tons of great quotes from this movie, we can go on all day.
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
A true cult classic can't become a classic without age. It needs at least 15 years. It becomes a classic only if it survives the test of time without it's original target audience looking back on this movie and say "What the hell were we thinking".Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Speaking of cult classics anyone here is a fan of the movie "Commando" with schwarzenegger? that movie is over the top action, by today standards it is so bad that it is actually very funny.
Also "Falling Down" is a great cult classics.
Also "Falling Down" is a great cult classics.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
Yeah, but anyone can and does edit Wikipedia. A lot of things could arguably be considered either a cult classic or just downright embarrasing today. Depends on the point of viewDeus ex Pianoforte said:That's your opinion.It's already listed under the cult classic entry of Wikipedia, so...
This for example is considered a cult classic only by a very, very, exclusive demographic (have pity on them!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Pooty Tang could be a cult classic to.