"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cNfny

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i messaged a girl on myspace that had her profile set to private with:

"so whats the deal with your private profile... what do you have to hide?"

her response:
"trying to keep people like you away from me"

my retort:
"Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable ;)"

her reply:
"you're a creep"

wtf?? haha. how do you respond to something like that?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Say I Kno I Am Right Lol. Den Say So How U Doin Blah Blah. Basically U Agree Wit Her Den U Move On To Something Else But U Cant Right Away Talk Bout More Den Friends Stuff Cuz She's Already Aware Of U Tryin To Game Her Feel Me
 

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cNfny said:
i messaged a girl on myspace that had her profile set to private with:

"so whats the deal with your private profile... what do you have to hide?"

her response:
"trying to keep people like you away from me"

my retort:
"Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable ;)"

her reply:
"you're a creep"

wtf?? haha. how do you respond to something like that?
lol.....shes probably doing it for laughs....prolly some dumb broad
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable
dude that was lame. I was embarrassed reading that.

I see it so much on this forum. the girl isn't interested, and people try to come back with something slick. it makes you look like an idiot.
 

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Snowman23 said:
dude that was lame. I was embarrassed reading that.

I see it so much on this forum. the girl isn't interested, and people try to come back with something slick. it makes you look like an idiot.
Yeah, pretty much.

Some girls just don't like you, accept it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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cNfny said:
i messaged a girl on myspace that had her profile set to private with:

"so whats the deal with your private profile... what do you have to hide?"

her response:
"trying to keep people like you away from me"

my retort:
"Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable ;)"

her reply:
"you're a creep"

wtf?? haha. how do you respond to something like that?
Send her a pic of a giant shlong.
 
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