"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i messaged a girl on myspace that had her profile set to private with:

"so whats the deal with your private profile... what do you have to hide?"

her response:
"trying to keep people like you away from me"

my retort:
"Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable ;)"

her reply:
"you're a creep"

wtf?? haha. how do you respond to something like that?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Say I Kno I Am Right Lol. Den Say So How U Doin Blah Blah. Basically U Agree Wit Her Den U Move On To Something Else But U Cant Right Away Talk Bout More Den Friends Stuff Cuz She's Already Aware Of U Tryin To Game Her Feel Me
 
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cNfny said:
i messaged a girl on myspace that had her profile set to private with:

"so whats the deal with your private profile... what do you have to hide?"

her response:
"trying to keep people like you away from me"

my retort:
"Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable ;)"

her reply:
"you're a creep"

wtf?? haha. how do you respond to something like that?
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lol.....shes probably doing it for laughs....prolly some dumb broad
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable
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dude that was lame. I was embarrassed reading that.

I see it so much on this forum. the girl isn't interested, and people try to come back with something slick. it makes you look like an idiot.
 
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Snowman23 said:
dude that was lame. I was embarrassed reading that.

I see it so much on this forum. the girl isn't interested, and people try to come back with something slick. it makes you look like an idiot.
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Yeah, pretty much.

Some girls just don't like you, accept it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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cNfny said:
i messaged a girl on myspace that had her profile set to private with:

"so whats the deal with your private profile... what do you have to hide?"

her response:
"trying to keep people like you away from me"

my retort:
"Haha you're silly. You must have sensed that i would have only considered you as a friend and you want more, very understandable ;)"

her reply:
"you're a creep"

wtf?? haha. how do you respond to something like that?
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Send her a pic of a giant shlong.
 
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