"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Myspace is too funny!
- Thread starter DJsparky
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Obviously she's up for the first neg-hit, or she would have ignored you. The second one was what pushed her over the line.
She was still responding though, you could have saved yourself, too bad you had to come on here and laugh your shizzled ass off at HER instead of yourself on the third message.
Tough luck, and better luck next time
;o) ;op
learn what the winks mean brother DJ
Knowing how to use ****y and Funny properly may work. Go to the DJ Bible and look it up. Also, what's the point in pursuing somebody who isn't even interested. Move on.
You never know. If you try again, in a few years. She might even have forgotten about you. Then if you learned from your mistakes, you can try again.
Knowing how to use ****y and Funny properly may work. Go to the DJ Bible and look it up. Also, what's the point in pursuing somebody who isn't even interested. Move on.
You never know. If you try again, in a few years. She might even have forgotten about you. Then if you learned from your mistakes, you can try again.
blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
LOL
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
Oh yea, and I hope he meant a 10.5 out of 20.