"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Myspace is too funny!

Soprano

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dude thre are VERY FEW WAYS TO WIN on myspace...... cuz just by sending a msg you're showing that you are interested in her and pursuing her already
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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flippinfreak

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You were good with the first run through, the second was too much though.

Obviously she's up for the first neg-hit, or she would have ignored you. The second one was what pushed her over the line.

She was still responding though, you could have saved yourself, too bad you had to come on here and laugh your shizzled ass off at HER instead of yourself on the third message.

Tough luck, and better luck next time;)

;o) ;op

learn what the winks mean brother DJ
 

crossboss

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I am guessing you should review C+F

Knowing how to use ****y and Funny properly may work. Go to the DJ Bible and look it up. Also, what's the point in pursuing somebody who isn't even interested. Move on.

You never know. If you try again, in a few years. She might even have forgotten about you. Then if you learned from your mistakes, you can try again.
 

crossboss

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I am guessing you should review C+F

Knowing how to use ****y and Funny properly may work. Go to the DJ Bible and look it up. Also, what's the point in pursuing somebody who isn't even interested. Move on.

You never know. If you try again, in a few years. She might even have forgotten about you. Then if you learned from your mistakes, you can try again.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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DasaniWater

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WTF!! Wow. AAHAHAHAAH!!!! Is that your idea of busting on people? Shes ugly! i jus saw her profile.. and saying those things to women have the opposite effect especially when you first meet them they see you as an A55hole just talkin crap to make urself seem higher or better...
 

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Yeah but wait guys............... there could be some good psychology here. Maybe someone alot more DJish than me can explain this. If he were to say something nice to her like "you are so hot" she would have quickly hit the delete button and never responded back. But as soon as you diss the bytch they feel compelled to write you back and defend themselves or put you down worse. Why is this? Why do they not just ignore the negativity and only respond to the good comments. I really need to understand this...................
 

IsiMan84

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The same reason a politician doesn't need to campaign heavily in places where he's already got the vote. She already believes she looks good. And the more people she can get to agree with that, then she can convince herself she actually does. Even if she doesn't, which seems to be the case here.

Oh yea, and I hope he meant a 10.5 out of 20.
 
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