"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My wife made a funny lol

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my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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backbreaker said:
"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
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That dosen't sound too funny, I guess its to do with the delivery.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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backbreaker said:
my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
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Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
 
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MidnightCity said:
lol.....you tryina get yourself banned right away again.

i too like to live dangerously...
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:nono: Hey now, I was just making an observation. I mean thats why his wife made the joke.
 
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noobolgy said:
Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
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idiot small nutz whitey
 
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Fatal Jay said:
idiot small nutz whitey
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Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
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Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
 
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Bokanovsky said:
Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
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Have to agree with Bokanovsky. At least Fatal Gay's honest about his contempt for "da white debbil". That alone deserves respect compared to the subtle and sneaky way gaylan goes about it. A lifetime of "white man = baaaaad, everyone else = goooood" indoctrination by our Marxist re-engineers is probably not an easy thing to just shake off.

His respect for traditionalism and disgust for the Wests current obsession with glorifying deviancy also proves he's not totally pozzed.
 
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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
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Gaylan is gone? :cheer: Good, that guy couldn't pick up a piece of dog sh!t from the sidewalk.
 
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