“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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My wife made a funny lol

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my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
 

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backbreaker said:
"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
That dosen't sound too funny, I guess its to do with the delivery.
 

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backbreaker said:
my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
 

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MidnightCity said:
lol.....you tryina get yourself banned right away again.

i too like to live dangerously...
:nono: Hey now, I was just making an observation. I mean thats why his wife made the joke.
 

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noobolgy said:
Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
idiot small nutz whitey
 

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Fatal Jay said:
idiot small nutz whitey
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
 

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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
Have to agree with Bokanovsky. At least Fatal Gay's honest about his contempt for "da white debbil". That alone deserves respect compared to the subtle and sneaky way gaylan goes about it. A lifetime of "white man = baaaaad, everyone else = goooood" indoctrination by our Marxist re-engineers is probably not an easy thing to just shake off.

His respect for traditionalism and disgust for the Wests current obsession with glorifying deviancy also proves he's not totally pozzed.
 

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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
Gaylan is gone? :cheer: Good, that guy couldn't pick up a piece of dog sh!t from the sidewalk.
 
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