"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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My wife made a funny lol

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my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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backbreaker said:
"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
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That dosen't sound too funny, I guess its to do with the delivery.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backbreaker said:
my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
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Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
 
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MidnightCity said:
lol.....you tryina get yourself banned right away again.

i too like to live dangerously...
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:nono: Hey now, I was just making an observation. I mean thats why his wife made the joke.
 
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noobolgy said:
Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
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idiot small nutz whitey
 
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Fatal Jay said:
idiot small nutz whitey
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Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
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Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
 
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Bokanovsky said:
Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
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Have to agree with Bokanovsky. At least Fatal Gay's honest about his contempt for "da white debbil". That alone deserves respect compared to the subtle and sneaky way gaylan goes about it. A lifetime of "white man = baaaaad, everyone else = goooood" indoctrination by our Marxist re-engineers is probably not an easy thing to just shake off.

His respect for traditionalism and disgust for the Wests current obsession with glorifying deviancy also proves he's not totally pozzed.
 
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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
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Gaylan is gone? :cheer: Good, that guy couldn't pick up a piece of dog sh!t from the sidewalk.
 
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