"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My wife made a funny lol

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my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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backbreaker said:
"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
That dosen't sound too funny, I guess its to do with the delivery.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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backbreaker said:
my wife is usually not funny.. at all lol, but she got me to laugh pretty hard at this.

We were out to eat last night and we got the bill and i asked her how much i should tip and she said

"well it's a 60 dollar bill so 20% of that is 12 dollars but you're black so you have to take off 30% so she owes us 6 dollars"
Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
 

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MidnightCity said:
lol.....you tryina get yourself banned right away again.

i too like to live dangerously...
:nono: Hey now, I was just making an observation. I mean thats why his wife made the joke.
 

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noobolgy said:
Its funny because black people don't tip. Or they are really cheap when they tip.
idiot small nutz whitey
 

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Fatal Jay said:
idiot small nutz whitey
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Fatal Gay is alright. Between his wild conspiracy theories and 1960's-style black supremacism, at least he's amusing. Gaylan, on the other hand...that guy is like a [barely] male equivalent of a nagging wife. As stupid as he is, there is simply no entertainment value to his stupidity.
Have to agree with Bokanovsky. At least Fatal Gay's honest about his contempt for "da white debbil". That alone deserves respect compared to the subtle and sneaky way gaylan goes about it. A lifetime of "white man = baaaaad, everyone else = goooood" indoctrination by our Marxist re-engineers is probably not an easy thing to just shake off.

His respect for traditionalism and disgust for the Wests current obsession with glorifying deviancy also proves he's not totally pozzed.
 

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speed dawg said:
Mods, seriously ^^

Time to get rid of this clown. We've chase gaylan/jaylan/kaylan back to loveshack so let's finish the job.
Gaylan is gone? :cheer: Good, that guy couldn't pick up a piece of dog sh!t from the sidewalk.
 
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