"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Was fooling around with my "friend" last night. I was on top kissing her, and the same thing, like with every other girl, happens. She goes to grab my a$$. However, my a$$ is always sweaty! I was not nervous, or sweating anywhere else, just my a$$. I kpet trying to move a little, so she couldn't really grab it, and be grossed out. She kept trying though.

This happens all the time, with every girl I fool around with. We weren't doing any physical activities before to get me sweaty. I dont know what to do, I have tried putting baby powder on before i go out and that helps a little lol. Anyone got any tips? Please tell me i am not the only one with this problem.

My girlfriend from a few years ago had mentioned it a couple times when we were fooling around, but she didnt care because she was my serious girlfrend. However, with someone like this, she will probably be grossed out. I have managed to avoid other girls noticing it by just moving my body, but i wish it would stop. Please help!! Thanks guys.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wiesman44

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stop letting your girlfriends put strap-ons on and do u in the butt and your butt won't get so much of a workout !

Lol, but seriously. Don't know dude. Whats the big deal anyway ?
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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maybe you could pack your ass crack with those little silica gel packs....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Make her more interested in other body parts. You can't change it.
 

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^^Exactly. Next time her hands stray to your ass, redirect them to your c0ck :D.
 

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Don't use babypowder. Use flour.
 

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HAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Make her give you a rim job.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Honestly, stop wearing underwear and wear looser clothing.

I never wear underwear - my junk swings free and dry. The extra breeze through your pants is not only refreshing, but good for hygeine. Since your crotch will be cooler, so will your azz.

Be sure to shake extra well after p!ss!ing and wipe your a$$ an extra time to be sure not to fack up your pants and it will be all good.

The first couple times going commando will be "uncomfortable". Since it is an unusual feeling, you'll not exactly "like" it the first couple times. Give it a week and I promise you - you'll throw your underwear away forever.

What do you need underwear for, honestly? Men weren't meant to have the junk constricted. Just look at cavemen and apes. Underwear is just more clothes you have to buy and wash - fack that.
 

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Vulpine said:
Honestly, stop wearing underwear and wear looser clothing.

I never wear underwear - my junk swings free and dry. The extra breeze through your pants is not only refreshing, but good for hygeine. Since your crotch will be cooler, so will your azz.

Be sure to shake extra well after p!ss!ing and wipe your a$$ an extra time to be sure not to fack up your pants and it will be all good.

The first couple times going commando will be "uncomfortable". Since it is an unusual feeling, you'll not exactly "like" it the first couple times. Give it a week and I promise you - you'll throw your underwear away forever.

What do you need underwear for, honestly? Men weren't meant to have the junk constricted. Just look at cavemen and apes. Underwear is just more clothes you have to buy and wash - fack that.
I need the constriction when I'm running or moving around alot. I can't stand having free swinging sweaty balls. If it's cold out, by all means. But I HATE it when by balls get sweaty when I have on boxers.

My buddy said he went commando the whole time he was in Iraq, said you basically had to to prevent crotch rot and all that sh1t. It's an interesting concept, I may have to try it.

Do you go commando when you're working out, jogging, playing sports, etc.?
 

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Some of that sweat may be correlated to your thoughts during the situation. Try calming yourself down and focus on other things, that may help some.
 

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speed dawg said:
Do you go commando when you're working out, jogging, playing sports, etc.?
Unfortunately, I have to: I don't own any underwear!

I guess I'm used to it, now that I've been rocking the freestyle for about 15 years.

My junk tightens up closer to my body when I'm working out... it only gets "swingy" for the first few minutes. Once the sweat starts to evaporate, the nuts get cool and pull up close to the body to stay warm. (You do know that is the function of your scrotum, right? Climate control.) The sperm in your nuts needs to remain within a slightly lower temperature range than the rest of your body, or else you go sterile or "have a bad batch".

I was in the Army also, but I freeballed it long before. The guys in basic heckled me for it... until the 12 mile road march. They had blisters and crazy funky rashes going on afterwards. Me, well, the laughing stopped when I explained I was "so fresh and so clean, clean." I had no crotch problems whatsoever.

Ultimately, I urge everyone to go without underwear. Underwear traps moisture and, if you really want to dig for reasons, traps in your scent/pheremones. Not to mention how it turns on the ladies when they discover your abscence of undergarments. I'm no doctor, but it's obvious that underwear is actually bad for your health. Look at a babies diaper for example: it traps in all that wet, nasty business that should naturally dry and fall away. Babies get nasty rashes as a result. Granted, that is a bit extreme, but the ladies will appreciate it when they go down on you - you won't have "swamp azz" like the OP.
 

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I like freeballing, too, but I don't do it that often. I'm uncircumsized and moisture plus foreskin often = some sort of funky infection for me.

I'm thinking about wearing some gay undies like these:

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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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start wearing adults's pampers....perfect solution.
old people wear them a lot and they dont complain about anything.
 

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hahaha. i think it should be in anything else but whatever.

commando...you can make it sexy in a sort of led zepplin way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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