my sweaty a$$

[tryin 2 play]

Was fooling around with my "friend" last night. I was on top kissing her, and the same thing, like with every other girl, happens. She goes to grab my a$$. However, my a$$ is always sweaty! I was not nervous, or sweating anywhere else, just my a$$. I kpet trying to move a little, so she couldn't really grab it, and be grossed out. She kept trying though.

This happens all the time, with every girl I fool around with. We weren't doing any physical activities before to get me sweaty. I dont know what to do, I have tried putting baby powder on before i go out and that helps a little lol. Anyone got any tips? Please tell me i am not the only one with this problem.

My girlfriend from a few years ago had mentioned it a couple times when we were fooling around, but she didnt care because she was my serious girlfrend. However, with someone like this, she will probably be grossed out. I have managed to avoid other girls noticing it by just moving my body, but i wish it would stop. Please help!! Thanks guys.

 

[Wiesman44]

stop letting your girlfriends put strap-ons on and do u in the butt and your butt won't get so much of a workout !

Lol, but seriously. Don't know dude. Whats the big deal anyway ?

 

[tryin 2 play]

haha well thanks for the humor.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

maybe you could pack your ass crack with those little silica gel packs....

 

[tryin 2 play]

more humor...lets keep it coming!

 

[flexion_]

Make her more interested in other body parts. You can't change it.

 

[Sean O]

^^Exactly. Next time her hands stray to your ass, redirect them to your c0ck .

 

[BOWIE]

Don't use babypowder. Use flour.

 

[tryin 2 play]

Great. Just Great.

 

[Centaurion]

HAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Make her give you a rim job.

 

[Vulpine]

Honestly, stop wearing underwear and wear looser clothing.

I never wear underwear - my junk swings free and dry. The extra breeze through your pants is not only refreshing, but good for hygeine. Since your crotch will be cooler, so will your azz.

Be sure to shake extra well after p!ss!ing and wipe your a$$ an extra time to be sure not to fack up your pants and it will be all good.

The first couple times going commando will be "uncomfortable". Since it is an unusual feeling, you'll not exactly "like" it the first couple times. Give it a week and I promise you - you'll throw your underwear away forever.

What do you need underwear for, honestly? Men weren't meant to have the junk constricted. Just look at cavemen and apes. Underwear is just more clothes you have to buy and wash - fack that.

 

[speed dawg]

Honestly, stop wearing underwear and wear looser clothing.

I never wear underwear - my junk swings free and dry. The extra breeze through your pants is not only refreshing, but good for hygeine. Since your crotch will be cooler, so will your azz.

Be sure to shake extra well after p!ss!ing and wipe your a$$ an extra time to be sure not to fack up your pants and it will be all good.

The first couple times going commando will be "uncomfortable". Since it is an unusual feeling, you'll not exactly "like" it the first couple times. Give it a week and I promise you - you'll throw your underwear away forever.

What do you need underwear for, honestly? Men weren't meant to have the junk constricted. Just look at cavemen and apes. Underwear is just more clothes you have to buy and wash - fack that.

I need the constriction when I'm running or moving around alot. I can't stand having free swinging sweaty balls. If it's cold out, by all means. But I HATE it when by balls get sweaty when I have on boxers.

My buddy said he went commando the whole time he was in Iraq, said you basically had to to prevent crotch rot and all that sh1t. It's an interesting concept, I may have to try it.

Do you go commando when you're working out, jogging, playing sports, etc.?

 

[WhAcKeD!]

Some of that sweat may be correlated to your thoughts during the situation. Try calming yourself down and focus on other things, that may help some.

 

[Vulpine]

Do you go commando when you're working out, jogging, playing sports, etc.?

Unfortunately, I have to: I don't own any underwear!

I guess I'm used to it, now that I've been rocking the freestyle for about 15 years.

My junk tightens up closer to my body when I'm working out... it only gets "swingy" for the first few minutes. Once the sweat starts to evaporate, the nuts get cool and pull up close to the body to stay warm. (You do know that is the function of your scrotum, right? Climate control.) The sperm in your nuts needs to remain within a slightly lower temperature range than the rest of your body, or else you go sterile or "have a bad batch".

I was in the Army also, but I freeballed it long before. The guys in basic heckled me for it... until the 12 mile road march. They had blisters and crazy funky rashes going on afterwards. Me, well, the laughing stopped when I explained I was "so fresh and so clean, clean." I had no crotch problems whatsoever.

Ultimately, I urge everyone to go without underwear. Underwear traps moisture and, if you really want to dig for reasons, traps in your scent/pheremones. Not to mention how it turns on the ladies when they discover your abscence of undergarments. I'm no doctor, but it's obvious that underwear is actually bad for your health. Look at a babies diaper for example: it traps in all that wet, nasty business that should naturally dry and fall away. Babies get nasty rashes as a result. Granted, that is a bit extreme, but the ladies will appreciate it when they go down on you - you won't have "swamp azz" like the OP.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

I like freeballing, too, but I don't do it that often. I'm uncircumsized and moisture plus foreskin often = some sort of funky infection for me.

I'm thinking about wearing some gay undies like these:

http://www.hunkwear.com/

 

[librito]

start wearing adults's pampers....perfect solution.
old people wear them a lot and they dont complain about anything.

 

[Desdinova]

Anything Else...

 

[diablo]

Moved to H&F...

 

[Desdinova]

LOL! Wasn't sure where to put this one

 

[dannowillbookem]

hahaha. i think it should be in anything else but whatever.

commando...you can make it sexy in a sort of led zepplin way.