"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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my sweaty a$$

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Ha. Good thread...

Tryin 2 Play, is your as$ particularly hairy?

You don't have to actually answer that - but my point is some people keep themselves groomed in certain bodily areas to reduce body sweat.

You could have more sweat glands than average (on your as$) but still, less hair means less sweating.

I would never try anything crazy like waxing or shaving...but laser hair removal would require one treatment per year or so, until its entirely gone. Some guys (especially body builders) get their chests and backs done....and if a hairy as$ was contributing to a sweaty as$ problem, then it may be something to consider.

Otherwise....I think they can do other things with laser to correct excessive sweat glands. If this issue is important enough to you, how about consulting with a dermatologist?

But on the other hand...maybe some girls find a sweaty as$ hot and sexy? Ha. Who knows? Men are supposed to sweat, maybe its not that big a deal to women?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha finally some real answers. Thank you all for your insight. Anyway, I do not have a hairy ass at all. I have free balled before, but only with sweat pants. What about with jeans? Do you go commando with jeans? That seems like it would pinch and scratch, but maybe i'm wrong? I may try it tonight to see how it feels if i dont get any answers. Oh and also it is summer now, no underwear even with shorts?

p.s. i usually wear boxer-briefs.
 
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