Prodigy746
Master Don Juan
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You are good with me as long as you dont go out , buy coupla guns and start playing GTA4 early.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
My Secret!!! Shhh Blow Ur Mind :)
- Thread starter DjSoOHain
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
LadiesMan2117
Don Juan
Wut... It's true man you can't respawn in real life... There aren't even any cheats to save you!DjSoOHain said:
3countriesPlan
Master Don Juan
Lately, I've been happier and my life has been fuller because I changed my mindset. I envisioned myself as a 85 year old man who had ONE more chance to live life according to how he wished he has lived it as a youth. I'm picking up more hobbies and meeting more people now because I view everything as my second and LAST chance. Nothing mindblowing, but it's helped me live more efficiently.
I do this ALL THE TIME! I even started discussing it with my friends and now we all joke around. 
Yo can you imagine if our lives were video games? YEah yeah, we'd start with the most basic character, john (LOL he«s a skinny guy who always looses EVERYTHING) who would loose all the money we got from out thefts... And then we would evolve to david, he's a little better but everyone would threathen him (HE has a neck for getting in trobule)
It's just for fun tho.
It does helps you put things in perspective... Like you were looking at yourself outside yourself. Helps you judge the situation better.
Yo can you imagine if our lives were video games? YEah yeah, we'd start with the most basic character, john (LOL he«s a skinny guy who always looses EVERYTHING) who would loose all the money we got from out thefts... And then we would evolve to david, he's a little better but everyone would threathen him (HE has a neck for getting in trobule) It's just for fun tho.
It does helps you put things in perspective... Like you were looking at yourself outside yourself. Helps you judge the situation better.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Black suit
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Good way of thinking. Just don't go try raising the STAR levels as in GTA!