My Myspace profile has been getting great reviews!

[BigMike]

This was the most simple thing to do and many females are responding to it. Thought I'd share...

I just have this under "about me" and they seem to like it for some reason:

Random thoughts about and from Mike


I am the most confident person you will ever meet.

I am the life of the party.

I love speaking to “that girl” that every other guy is afraid of.

I love my friends more than myself.

Slow music is IMO the greatest invention ever.

I can’t think of one person that I hate.

Money doesn’t really matter to me.

I love books, but have no time for reading.

I am sometimes too honest.

I am mostly white, but am into black history way more.

I love being bald. Love it.

I can approach famous people like they are my friend.

Denzel is the best actor.

Whoever decide to put Vanilla & Chocolate pudding in the same container……… is a GENIUS.

I have only had 3 girlfriends in my life. Two of them being twins.

I am more likely to give a random gift than a X-mas of B-day gift

I enjoy making strangers smile.

I defend everyone, even those I don’t know or care for.

I want to be on the news when I die. (Weird, I know)

The only people I’m prejudice against are Vegetarians. Seriously, I don’t like them.

I like stupid T-shirts.

I do 4 sets of 20 pushups before I go in the shower. Even if it’s 3am and I’m drunk.

The best sex you can have is outside.

I’m not 100% sure who took my virginity.

I am good at every sport that is a sport except swimming.


I miss my brother Tony more than most people could imagine.

I didn’t start lifting weights till I was 18 because I was embarrassed at how weak I was.

Girls think I’m more attractive than I really am.

My family thought I was anorexic in the 4th grade. Food actually couldn’t fit down my throat.

I have TWO scars from Hernia removal surgeries.

I have broken my at least 10 bones in my life inc, ankles, shoulders, fingers, elbow, collar bones…

I originally shaved my head because, get this, I was hot that day. LOL

I would never be romantic with a girl one of my friends cared for.

If I ever meet J-Lo, Jessica Alba or Carmen Electra I WILL try to hit on them.


I kill myself to be in good shape, but refuse to take off my shirt in the Summer.

I like getting fat in the winter (bye abs, it’s been fun!)

The last time I had nothing to do for a whole day was the day after I was released from the hospital (May 19, 2005)

I love useless information! Did you know NOON is the only word that looks the same front to back, in a mirror, and upside down?

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: ya, i'd say you got a hit here

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Hey man lemme steal that, thats pretty damn good

 

[DaKidS3]

You don't mind if I steal this, do you?

:woo:

 

[Jizz]

I didnt ask and im not gonna bother asking, ive stole a few of them!

haha!

 

[BigMike]

I figured some stuff would get used. That's why I posted it!

I stole it from this chick who emailed me 100 things about her or something.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I stole it from this chick

It's working because you are reflecting the shallow myspace mentality. Well done.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
I stole it from this chick

It's working because you are reflecting the shallow myspace mentality. Well done.

To further putdown down the threadstarter, yep. I agree with this.

 

[BigMike]

Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
To further putdown down the threadstarter, yep. I agree with this.

Further putdown?

 

[biker_gixxer]

haha, great stuff bro.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I meant to putdown Myspace as being the essence of 18-22 y/o female shallowness. But it is what it is. When in Rome, do as the Romans (aka NLP Mirroring), and you will get laid.

 

[BigMike]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
I meant to putdown Myspace as being the essence of 18-22 y/o female shallowness. But it is what it is. When in Rome, do as the Romans (aka NLP Mirroring), and you will get laid.

gotcha...

 

[qweretyuiopas]

I was joking about stealing it i dont even have a myspace page but I almost wanted to make one just so I could put a few of those there. Half of them dont even apply to me anyway

 

[BigMike]

Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
I was joking about stealing it i dont even have a myspace page but I almost wanted to make one just so I could put a few of those there. Half of them dont even apply to me anyway

Just put stuff that applies to you. I put all true things, so they show when meeting in real life.

Seeming confident and funny (but not too funny) were my goals with that. I think thats what is conveyed when reading my profile.