"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My Myspace profile has been getting great reviews!

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This was the most simple thing to do and many females are responding to it. Thought I'd share...

I just have this under "about me" and they seem to like it for some reason:

Random thoughts about and from Mike


I am the most confident person you will ever meet.

I am the life of the party.

I love speaking to “that girl” that every other guy is afraid of.

I love my friends more than myself.

Slow music is IMO the greatest invention ever.

I can’t think of one person that I hate.

Money doesn’t really matter to me.

I love books, but have no time for reading.

I am sometimes too honest.

I am mostly white, but am into black history way more.

I love being bald. Love it.

I can approach famous people like they are my friend.

Denzel is the best actor.

Whoever decide to put Vanilla & Chocolate pudding in the same container……… is a GENIUS.

I have only had 3 girlfriends in my life. Two of them being twins.

I am more likely to give a random gift than a X-mas of B-day gift

I enjoy making strangers smile.

I defend everyone, even those I don’t know or care for.

I want to be on the news when I die. (Weird, I know)

The only people I’m prejudice against are Vegetarians. Seriously, I don’t like them.

I like stupid T-shirts.

I do 4 sets of 20 pushups before I go in the shower. Even if it’s 3am and I’m drunk.

The best sex you can have is outside.

I’m not 100% sure who took my virginity.

I am good at every sport that is a sport except swimming.


I miss my brother Tony more than most people could imagine.

I didn’t start lifting weights till I was 18 because I was embarrassed at how weak I was.

Girls think I’m more attractive than I really am.

My family thought I was anorexic in the 4th grade. Food actually couldn’t fit down my throat.

I have TWO scars from Hernia removal surgeries.

I have broken my at least 10 bones in my life inc, ankles, shoulders, fingers, elbow, collar bones…

I originally shaved my head because, get this, I was hot that day. LOL

I would never be romantic with a girl one of my friends cared for.

If I ever meet J-Lo, Jessica Alba or Carmen Electra I WILL try to hit on them.


I kill myself to be in good shape, but refuse to take off my shirt in the Summer.

I like getting fat in the winter (bye abs, it’s been fun!)

The last time I had nothing to do for a whole day was the day after I was released from the hospital (May 19, 2005)

I love useless information! Did you know NOON is the only word that looks the same front to back, in a mirror, and upside down?
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You don't mind if I steal this, do you?

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I didnt ask and im not gonna bother asking, ive stole a few of them!

haha!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I figured some stuff would get used. That's why I posted it!

I stole it from this chick who emailed me 100 things about her or something.
 
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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
I stole it from this chick

It's working because you are reflecting the shallow myspace mentality. Well done.
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To further putdown down the threadstarter, yep. I agree with this.
 
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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
To further putdown down the threadstarter, yep. I agree with this.
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Further putdown?
 
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haha, great stuff bro.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I meant to putdown Myspace as being the essence of 18-22 y/o female shallowness. But it is what it is. When in Rome, do as the Romans (aka NLP Mirroring), and you will get laid.
 
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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
I meant to putdown Myspace as being the essence of 18-22 y/o female shallowness. But it is what it is. When in Rome, do as the Romans (aka NLP Mirroring), and you will get laid.
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gotcha...:)
 
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I was joking about stealing it i dont even have a myspace page but I almost wanted to make one just so I could put a few of those there. Half of them dont even apply to me anyway
 
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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
I was joking about stealing it i dont even have a myspace page but I almost wanted to make one just so I could put a few of those there. Half of them dont even apply to me anyway
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Just put stuff that applies to you. I put all true things, so they show when meeting in real life.

Seeming confident and funny (but not too funny) were my goals with that. I think thats what is conveyed when reading my profile.
 
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