This was the most simple thing to do and many females are responding to it. Thought I'd share...
I just have this under "about me" and they seem to like it for some reason:
Random thoughts about and from Mike
I am the most confident person you will ever meet.
I am the life of the party.
I love speaking to “that girl” that every other guy is afraid of.
I love my friends more than myself.
Slow music is IMO the greatest invention ever.
I can’t think of one person that I hate.
Money doesn’t really matter to me.
I love books, but have no time for reading.
I am sometimes too honest.
I am mostly white, but am into black history way more.
I love being bald. Love it.
I can approach famous people like they are my friend.
Denzel is the best actor.
Whoever decide to put Vanilla & Chocolate pudding in the same container……… is a GENIUS.
I have only had 3 girlfriends in my life. Two of them being twins.
I am more likely to give a random gift than a X-mas of B-day gift
I enjoy making strangers smile.
I defend everyone, even those I don’t know or care for.
I want to be on the news when I die. (Weird, I know)
The only people I’m prejudice against are Vegetarians. Seriously, I don’t like them.
I like stupid T-shirts.
I do 4 sets of 20 pushups before I go in the shower. Even if it’s 3am and I’m drunk.
The best sex you can have is outside.
I’m not 100% sure who took my virginity.
I am good at every sport that is a sport except swimming.
I miss my brother Tony more than most people could imagine.
I didn’t start lifting weights till I was 18 because I was embarrassed at how weak I was.
Girls think I’m more attractive than I really am.
My family thought I was anorexic in the 4th grade. Food actually couldn’t fit down my throat.
I have TWO scars from Hernia removal surgeries.
I have broken my at least 10 bones in my life inc, ankles, shoulders, fingers, elbow, collar bones…
I originally shaved my head because, get this, I was hot that day. LOL
I would never be romantic with a girl one of my friends cared for.
If I ever meet J-Lo, Jessica Alba or Carmen Electra I WILL try to hit on them.
I kill myself to be in good shape, but refuse to take off my shirt in the Summer.
I like getting fat in the winter (bye abs, it’s been fun!)
The last time I had nothing to do for a whole day was the day after I was released from the hospital (May 19, 2005)
I love useless information! Did you know NOON is the only word that looks the same front to back, in a mirror, and upside down?
I just have this under "about me" and they seem to like it for some reason:
Random thoughts about and from Mike
I am the most confident person you will ever meet.
I am the life of the party.
I love speaking to “that girl” that every other guy is afraid of.
I love my friends more than myself.
Slow music is IMO the greatest invention ever.
I can’t think of one person that I hate.
Money doesn’t really matter to me.
I love books, but have no time for reading.
I am sometimes too honest.
I am mostly white, but am into black history way more.
I love being bald. Love it.
I can approach famous people like they are my friend.
Denzel is the best actor.
Whoever decide to put Vanilla & Chocolate pudding in the same container……… is a GENIUS.
I have only had 3 girlfriends in my life. Two of them being twins.
I am more likely to give a random gift than a X-mas of B-day gift
I enjoy making strangers smile.
I defend everyone, even those I don’t know or care for.
I want to be on the news when I die. (Weird, I know)
The only people I’m prejudice against are Vegetarians. Seriously, I don’t like them.
I like stupid T-shirts.
I do 4 sets of 20 pushups before I go in the shower. Even if it’s 3am and I’m drunk.
The best sex you can have is outside.
I’m not 100% sure who took my virginity.
I am good at every sport that is a sport except swimming.
I miss my brother Tony more than most people could imagine.
I didn’t start lifting weights till I was 18 because I was embarrassed at how weak I was.
Girls think I’m more attractive than I really am.
My family thought I was anorexic in the 4th grade. Food actually couldn’t fit down my throat.
I have TWO scars from Hernia removal surgeries.
I have broken my at least 10 bones in my life inc, ankles, shoulders, fingers, elbow, collar bones…
I originally shaved my head because, get this, I was hot that day. LOL
I would never be romantic with a girl one of my friends cared for.
If I ever meet J-Lo, Jessica Alba or Carmen Electra I WILL try to hit on them.
I kill myself to be in good shape, but refuse to take off my shirt in the Summer.
I like getting fat in the winter (bye abs, it’s been fun!)
The last time I had nothing to do for a whole day was the day after I was released from the hospital (May 19, 2005)
I love useless information! Did you know NOON is the only word that looks the same front to back, in a mirror, and upside down?
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