"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My mom said i look like am homeless

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please take care of your look and get a good job because i want to be proud of my son because i cant be proud of myself
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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If your clothing actually looks like rags, dust, pillow cases and boogers, then yes, you desperately need some new clothes. If you aren't already practicing basic hygiene, then yeah, you're not going to get very far.

Some men smell awful and still get women. But chances are they dress well. But these men are the exception, not the rule. You need to take care of all aspects of your hygiene. Shower daily or every 2 days. Use deodorant. Figure out whether you're going to shave or grow a beard, you need to choose one. Either don't shave or shave every day. Style and/or comb your hair some way that looks decent. Brush your damn teeth, you only get one set. Don't smoke or do meth, that will ruin your teeth.

You're welcome.
 

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If your clothing actually looks like rags, dust, pillow cases and boogers, then yes, you desperately need some new clothes. If you aren't already practicing basic hygiene, then yeah, you're not going to get very far.

Some men smell awful and still get women. But chances are they dress well. But these men are the exception, not the rule. You need to take care of all aspects of your hygiene. Shower daily or every 2 days. Use deodorant. Figure out whether you're going to shave or grow a beard, you need to choose one. Either don't shave or shave every day. Style and/or comb your hair some way that looks decent. Brush your damn teeth, you only get one set. Don't smoke or do meth, that will ruin your teeth.

You're welcome.
and you need to learn coding better
 

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please take care of your look and get a good job because i want to be proud of my son because i cant be proud of myself[/QUOTE

I thought you lived in your car
 

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Did she start singing this?

"He's homeless....he's homeless...la da dee la di da, la Da dee la di da..."

 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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