"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My mom said i look like am homeless

sosousage

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please take care of your look and get a good job because i want to be proud of my son because i cant be proud of myself
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If your clothing actually looks like rags, dust, pillow cases and boogers, then yes, you desperately need some new clothes. If you aren't already practicing basic hygiene, then yeah, you're not going to get very far.

Some men smell awful and still get women. But chances are they dress well. But these men are the exception, not the rule. You need to take care of all aspects of your hygiene. Shower daily or every 2 days. Use deodorant. Figure out whether you're going to shave or grow a beard, you need to choose one. Either don't shave or shave every day. Style and/or comb your hair some way that looks decent. Brush your damn teeth, you only get one set. Don't smoke or do meth, that will ruin your teeth.

You're welcome.
 

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If your clothing actually looks like rags, dust, pillow cases and boogers, then yes, you desperately need some new clothes. If you aren't already practicing basic hygiene, then yeah, you're not going to get very far.

Some men smell awful and still get women. But chances are they dress well. But these men are the exception, not the rule. You need to take care of all aspects of your hygiene. Shower daily or every 2 days. Use deodorant. Figure out whether you're going to shave or grow a beard, you need to choose one. Either don't shave or shave every day. Style and/or comb your hair some way that looks decent. Brush your damn teeth, you only get one set. Don't smoke or do meth, that will ruin your teeth.

You're welcome.
and you need to learn coding better
 

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translation to english:
please take care of your look and get a good job because i want to be proud of my son because i cant be proud of myself[/QUOTE

I thought you lived in your car
 

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Did she start singing this?

"He's homeless....he's homeless...la da dee la di da, la Da dee la di da..."

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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