My LTR GF is currently reading 'My Horizontal Life A collection of one-night stands"

[shottywerd]

I've been fvcking this girl for 10 months. We've been exclusive for 5 months. Past the 'i love you stage' and have never had a fight. So were doing really great. Most successful relationship I've ever had, everything feels so right.

One day she was all excited because she heard about this book, 'My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands'.

She actually pulled me into the book store to help her find it so she can buy it. I looked at it and was turned off by her and was like, forget buying books, download that for free.

She asks, "will you help me?" I'm like, "yeah sure." (but i never looked, on purpose).

Weeks later, when i thought she'd forget about it. Shes like "I finally bought the book!"

I'm usually really good about not being jealous or feeling like a ctump. But this is irking me a lil. My girlfriend is reading a book with detailed one-night stands stories in it every night.

I told her that I'm going to start studying, 'How to manipulate women and have multiple sexual relationships?' while she reads her book. Was that too harsh? Or should i really not care - It turns me off though?

 

[SmoothTalker]

I think you're over-reacting.

Read what the book is about and some reviews on Amazon.
This isn't an instructional manual for girls on having one night stands (not that they need one, just dress sexy, go to a club, and say yes), its supposed to be a comical collection of stories by a female comedian, and apparently most of the ONS don't happen anyway.

Do you watch porn? Do you like comedy? Well this is just a combination of the two for women. She probably wants to read it because she heard from friends that it was funny.

If you want to do see it from her perspective, read "I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max. Not only does the guy have some incredibly funny stories, but quite a few are about him ****ing lots of chicks.

It sounds like you and your girl have a good thing going and she just wants to read a funny book. Don't make a big deal out of it.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

It's only a book! Women like to read things like that. What, do you think after she reads this book she is gonna want ONS? Hell, I come on here and read crazy sh!t all the time.

 

[Rounder]

Does she read Cosmo? or any other mags like that? Have you seen the crap in those mags?

If she reads that kind of stuff I'm not sure there is any book on the planet you need to worry about.

 

[Chipleader]

Youre an idiot. Read ( or re-read) Pooks posts on how sexual women are. Or better still pick up any female interest magazine and have a read. See what the main themes are. Sex is one of the major ones. Telling her you're reading 'How to manipulate women and have multiple sexual relationships?' will translate to her: 1) You're weak 2) You're insecure and most importantly 3) You're low status

 

[OneEyedJack]

If the women read books, then they will start to get ideas.
If they get ideas, they might get the idea that they should be let out of the kitchen.
If they are let out of the kitchen then they might want to vote.

Oh wait...



Read the book after she finishes. It is the only way for you to allay your concerns.

 

[Bible_Belt]

The book makes her horny. Women like reading their porn, thus the proliferation of romance novels. Don't stifle the experience for her; just enjoy her extra horniness for yourself. Always encourage a girl to fantasize; you are the one who benefits. Fantasizing is not reality, and it is not planning to do something; it's just fun thoughts. A lot of women have a rape fantasy, but that does not mean that they actually want to be raped. It's just fantasy.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

The book makes her horny. Women like reading their porn, thus the proliferation of romance novels. Don't stifle the experience for her; just enjoy her extra horniness for yourself. Always encourage a girl to fantasize; you are the one who benefits. Fantasizing is not reality, and it is not planning to do something; it's just fun thoughts. A lot of women have a rape fantasy, but that does not mean that they actually want to be raped. It's just fantasy.

Exactly, its only entertainment!!

 

[shottywerd]

Thanks for the input fellas. I dropped the subject with her, you all were right. She actually encouraged me to read Tucker Max's 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell'. haha.

time to move on. again, thanks.

 

[decades]

be thankful that she does not have a chapter in the book devoted to her exploits.:nervous:

 

[falcon814]

Don't worry about it man.. my gf reads all sorts of erotic/fantasy novels and stuff. Its just entertainment for girls nothing else.