"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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My hot neighbor parked 2 inches from me

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Ok, there is a neighbor I have, and I kinda know her mother, she's in 50s, hot parks next to me. Her daughter, HB7 young, just got a car recently. Today she parked next to me, and no more than a foot away. I got a ding. :flowers:

Should I talk to her or her mother, or just don't bother with it and have her towed? (which I can do kinda anonymously)

Basically I went down to check it out and she was readying to go to the pull. She saw me, and instead of walking out of the front door as she usually does, she went back door and away from me. Based on this and some other facts I'm sure 100% she's avoiding a chat with me.

Tell me what to do? There isn't a chance of me banging her in the near future. What's cooler, talk or action?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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never mind the she's ignoring me part, my KFC thinking.. just shows you that yesterday's reality is today's bull sh!t... or better yet reality 2 hours ago is now's bull sh!t......

nm, I'll just talk to her or her mother, who ever I see first lol.:up:
 
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Unless you watched her do it or have some crack forensics team that will run a chem scan on your ding to prove that there is paint from her car on yours, you have no real legal recourse. As such, approach the situation diplomatically. Ask if there's something you can do to make it easier for her to fit into her spot because you noticed a ding that could have only come from her being too close. Make it seem as though you're trying to be helpful to them, and they're much more likely to return the favor and offer to take care of the ding (that they legally don't have to), since you were such a nice guy about it. It might be irritating to have to act like that sometimes, but the end justifies the means... At least in this case. If you go over there all offensive and demanding, they're just going to lock down and not help you at all, since they probably know that they don't have to.
 
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Take a beater and park next to her. Throw your door open and smash that *****es car door in!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Key her car.

If no keys: use something like a cheese grater.

Or extra stength paint stripper applied liberally to the hood pf the car in the middle of the night.

or....



Use your imagination.
 
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DevanE u know ur **** man!!! :up: Thanks for advice.

I just talked to the mother. She was very appologetic and told me she'll talk to her. I don't know if I want to bang her mother, she's old man, she pulls a 7 but is old at the same time, lol.... Figure looks nice in clothes. She told me her name, and I told her mine, then she told me her daughters name. Said she was suppose to only stay here for 6 weeks, but she was here since spring. Anyway, there was no ding. :whistle: I have a cover, but just to make my point I told her she left a ding! :moon:

Other than this, we'll see what happens when I better my game and get my self in shape. I'm taking steroids, anti estrogens, pumping iron, gonna start running too. That's part of the reason I talk to her today, lol. I start to show more balls. I was amazed at how easy it is to talk. I bet I can bang her mother.





As for proving who left a ding, or dent, **** that. If it was a guy and telling me I didn't do it, I'd probably kick his ass then and there. Girl, mmmm, tow the *****. :up:
 
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Docs said:
Postit Note her car.
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I've done it before. It's not effective, people think you're a wuss when you write notes. Plus I had fun today talking to her, showed who the man is!!!!! BTW, I'm a 25 year old living in a 50+ community. So I'm the hottest guy around here. :p
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well I'm a big guy. When I loose weight I can see me being 220 but no less than that. I have muscles and strong bones, and extra fat, but I don't look anything like man show kid.. Just a regular big guy look, good looking face. I don't know what's up with that, but I don't have that chubby look.

Last I weighted was no less than 2 years back, maybe more. I don't care about weight anymore, I just lift weights to keep it healthy.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Postit Note her car.
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Man, post-it notes are for wimps. If someone dents your car, you should get a baseball bat and smash their car to pieces. In many countries, this is perfectly legal.
 
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Man, post-it notes are for wimps. If someone dents your car, you should get a baseball bat and smash their car to pieces.
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Ohh yeah, postit notes is the perfect revenge, woo...I think that baseball bat would be better spent hitting baseballs while we're at it, because I got that oh-so-serious look like I'm going to Roundhouse Kick you into next Thursday or something. Man, while I'm at it, I want your sunglasses because they make you look as flat as a piece of paper. Damn, revenge is sweet!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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