"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

My hot neighbor parked 2 inches from me

unorthodox

Banned
Joined
Sep 15, 2006
Messages
221
Reaction score
0
Ok, there is a neighbor I have, and I kinda know her mother, she's in 50s, hot parks next to me. Her daughter, HB7 young, just got a car recently. Today she parked next to me, and no more than a foot away. I got a ding. :flowers:

Should I talk to her or her mother, or just don't bother with it and have her towed? (which I can do kinda anonymously)

Basically I went down to check it out and she was readying to go to the pull. She saw me, and instead of walking out of the front door as she usually does, she went back door and away from me. Based on this and some other facts I'm sure 100% she's avoiding a chat with me.

Tell me what to do? There isn't a chance of me banging her in the near future. What's cooler, talk or action?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

unorthodox

Banned
Joined
Sep 15, 2006
Messages
221
Reaction score
0
never mind the she's ignoring me part, my KFC thinking.. just shows you that yesterday's reality is today's bull sh!t... or better yet reality 2 hours ago is now's bull sh!t......

nm, I'll just talk to her or her mother, who ever I see first lol.:up:
 

S1NN3R

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 23, 2006
Messages
680
Reaction score
13
Location
Loss Vaygus, NV
Unless you watched her do it or have some crack forensics team that will run a chem scan on your ding to prove that there is paint from her car on yours, you have no real legal recourse. As such, approach the situation diplomatically. Ask if there's something you can do to make it easier for her to fit into her spot because you noticed a ding that could have only come from her being too close. Make it seem as though you're trying to be helpful to them, and they're much more likely to return the favor and offer to take care of the ding (that they legally don't have to), since you were such a nice guy about it. It might be irritating to have to act like that sometimes, but the end justifies the means... At least in this case. If you go over there all offensive and demanding, they're just going to lock down and not help you at all, since they probably know that they don't have to.
 

ValleyDJing

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 15, 2006
Messages
1,527
Reaction score
14
Location
California
Take a beater and park next to her. Throw your door open and smash that *****es car door in!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

Call_Me_Daddy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 28, 2006
Messages
1,368
Reaction score
7
Key her car.

If no keys: use something like a cheese grater.

Or extra stength paint stripper applied liberally to the hood pf the car in the middle of the night.

or....



Use your imagination.
 

unorthodox

Banned
Joined
Sep 15, 2006
Messages
221
Reaction score
0
DevanE u know ur **** man!!! :up: Thanks for advice.

I just talked to the mother. She was very appologetic and told me she'll talk to her. I don't know if I want to bang her mother, she's old man, she pulls a 7 but is old at the same time, lol.... Figure looks nice in clothes. She told me her name, and I told her mine, then she told me her daughters name. Said she was suppose to only stay here for 6 weeks, but she was here since spring. Anyway, there was no ding. :whistle: I have a cover, but just to make my point I told her she left a ding! :moon:

Other than this, we'll see what happens when I better my game and get my self in shape. I'm taking steroids, anti estrogens, pumping iron, gonna start running too. That's part of the reason I talk to her today, lol. I start to show more balls. I was amazed at how easy it is to talk. I bet I can bang her mother.





As for proving who left a ding, or dent, **** that. If it was a guy and telling me I didn't do it, I'd probably kick his ass then and there. Girl, mmmm, tow the *****. :up:
 

unorthodox

Banned
Joined
Sep 15, 2006
Messages
221
Reaction score
0
Docs said:
Postit Note her car.

I've done it before. It's not effective, people think you're a wuss when you write notes. Plus I had fun today talking to her, showed who the man is!!!!! BTW, I'm a 25 year old living in a 50+ community. So I'm the hottest guy around here. :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

unorthodox

Banned
Joined
Sep 15, 2006
Messages
221
Reaction score
0
Well I'm a big guy. When I loose weight I can see me being 220 but no less than that. I have muscles and strong bones, and extra fat, but I don't look anything like man show kid.. Just a regular big guy look, good looking face. I don't know what's up with that, but I don't have that chubby look.

Last I weighted was no less than 2 years back, maybe more. I don't care about weight anymore, I just lift weights to keep it healthy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

diplomatic_lies

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 4, 2002
Messages
4,366
Reaction score
8
Postit Note her car.
Man, post-it notes are for wimps. If someone dents your car, you should get a baseball bat and smash their car to pieces. In many countries, this is perfectly legal.
 

Docs

Banned
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
3,571
Reaction score
56
Location
Kingston, Can-a-duh
Man, post-it notes are for wimps. If someone dents your car, you should get a baseball bat and smash their car to pieces.
Ohh yeah, postit notes is the perfect revenge, woo...I think that baseball bat would be better spent hitting baseballs while we're at it, because I got that oh-so-serious look like I'm going to Roundhouse Kick you into next Thursday or something. Man, while I'm at it, I want your sunglasses because they make you look as flat as a piece of paper. Damn, revenge is sweet!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Top