My hot neighbor parked 2 inches from me

[unorthodox]

Ok, there is a neighbor I have, and I kinda know her mother, she's in 50s, hot parks next to me. Her daughter, HB7 young, just got a car recently. Today she parked next to me, and no more than a foot away. I got a ding. :flowers:

Should I talk to her or her mother, or just don't bother with it and have her towed? (which I can do kinda anonymously)

Basically I went down to check it out and she was readying to go to the pull. She saw me, and instead of walking out of the front door as she usually does, she went back door and away from me. Based on this and some other facts I'm sure 100% she's avoiding a chat with me.

Tell me what to do? There isn't a chance of me banging her in the near future. What's cooler, talk or action?

 

[unorthodox]

never mind the she's ignoring me part, my KFC thinking.. just shows you that yesterday's reality is today's bull sh!t... or better yet reality 2 hours ago is now's bull sh!t......

nm, I'll just talk to her or her mother, who ever I see first lol.

 

[S1NN3R]

Unless you watched her do it or have some crack forensics team that will run a chem scan on your ding to prove that there is paint from her car on yours, you have no real legal recourse. As such, approach the situation diplomatically. Ask if there's something you can do to make it easier for her to fit into her spot because you noticed a ding that could have only come from her being too close. Make it seem as though you're trying to be helpful to them, and they're much more likely to return the favor and offer to take care of the ding (that they legally don't have to), since you were such a nice guy about it. It might be irritating to have to act like that sometimes, but the end justifies the means... At least in this case. If you go over there all offensive and demanding, they're just going to lock down and not help you at all, since they probably know that they don't have to.

 

[[R]eality]

Tow her car and park a big badas.s truck there instead.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Take a beater and park next to her. Throw your door open and smash that *****es car door in!

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Key her car.

If no keys: use something like a cheese grater.

Or extra stength paint stripper applied liberally to the hood pf the car in the middle of the night.

or....



Use your imagination.

 

[unorthodox]

DevanE u know ur **** man!!! Thanks for advice.

I just talked to the mother. She was very appologetic and told me she'll talk to her. I don't know if I want to bang her mother, she's old man, she pulls a 7 but is old at the same time, lol.... Figure looks nice in clothes. She told me her name, and I told her mine, then she told me her daughters name. Said she was suppose to only stay here for 6 weeks, but she was here since spring. Anyway, there was no ding. I have a cover, but just to make my point I told her she left a ding! :moon:

Other than this, we'll see what happens when I better my game and get my self in shape. I'm taking steroids, anti estrogens, pumping iron, gonna start running too. That's part of the reason I talk to her today, lol. I start to show more balls. I was amazed at how easy it is to talk. I bet I can bang her mother.





As for proving who left a ding, or dent, **** that. If it was a guy and telling me I didn't do it, I'd probably kick his ass then and there. Girl, mmmm, tow the *****.

 

[Docs]

Postit Note her car.

 

[unorthodox]

Postit Note her car.

I've done it before. It's not effective, people think you're a wuss when you write notes. Plus I had fun today talking to her, showed who the man is!!!!! BTW, I'm a 25 year old living in a 50+ community. So I'm the hottest guy around here.

 

[Docs]

No no, I mean literally...postit note her car.

 

[johnnyrem]

Steroids?

What are you, super skinny?

 

[unorthodox]

240 5'11", kinda in shape


What do you mean "postit note her car"?

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

No no, I mean literally...postit note her car.

U mean like buying alot of postit notes, and then getting some of your friends to help cover the car completely with em?

 

[unorthodox]

Well I'm a big guy. When I loose weight I can see me being 220 but no less than that. I have muscles and strong bones, and extra fat, but I don't look anything like man show kid.. Just a regular big guy look, good looking face. I don't know what's up with that, but I don't have that chubby look.

Last I weighted was no less than 2 years back, maybe more. I don't care about weight anymore, I just lift weights to keep it healthy.

 

[Docs]

Yeah. lol

 

[[R]eality]

So I guess you aren't towing her car.. =(

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Chop up her family and feed them to her Scott Tenorman style.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Chop up her family and feed them to her Scott Tenorman style.

hahaha! lmao.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Postit Note her car.

Man, post-it notes are for wimps. If someone dents your car, you should get a baseball bat and smash their car to pieces. In many countries, this is perfectly legal.

 

[Docs]

Man, post-it notes are for wimps. If someone dents your car, you should get a baseball bat and smash their car to pieces.

Ohh yeah, postit notes is the perfect revenge, woo...I think that baseball bat would be better spent hitting baseballs while we're at it, because I got that oh-so-serious look like I'm going to Roundhouse Kick you into next Thursday or something. Man, while I'm at it, I want your sunglasses because they make you look as flat as a piece of paper. Damn, revenge is sweet!