Ok,I'll get straight to the point,my gf's sister is always telling me about her sexual escapades..and I don't know why!I dont even think that she tells my gf about what we talk about..the other day I went to visit my gf and her sister was there,mind you,her sister is hot.Her sister comes right in the room and sits on my lap in front of my gf,after that she was so eager to take my pic to put it on her facebook..I don't know what's the deal..the crazy part is that I really do wanna nail her...if I do decide I want to how do I tell her so that I don't end up lookin stupid,she doesn't get offended,and I don't get busted?ANY IDEAS?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My Girlfriend's Sister
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Faded Image
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You already look stupid by not hitting the space bar after sentences and trying to bone your girl's sister.
Threesome, my man.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
Bloke
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F*ck her.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
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To Be Continued
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
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Lmao.Faded Image said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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my right side brain says "It's a trap. Beware!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
I just read somewhere that 1 in 3 girls in the U.S are sexually molested in some way or another before they are 15. Sounds like this girl is f-ed up in the head, could be because of that. But, if i were you, I'd stick it out with the gf, when things get bad, and they will, nail her sister. That way, since the relationship will be over anyway, you get the best of both worlds. Or..... if they were both touched by daddy, you might be able to get the 3some.
reminds me of that joke/story thing about the dude who is gonna go sleep with the sister, but his condoms are in the car. So he runs outside to grab the condoms, right into the arms of his fiancee and father in law....
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.