Ok,I'll get straight to the point,my gf's sister is always telling me about her sexual escapades..and I don't know why!I dont even think that she tells my gf about what we talk about..the other day I went to visit my gf and her sister was there,mind you,her sister is hot.Her sister comes right in the room and sits on my lap in front of my gf,after that she was so eager to take my pic to put it on her facebook..I don't know what's the deal..the crazy part is that I really do wanna nail her...if I do decide I want to how do I tell her so that I don't end up lookin stupid,she doesn't get offended,and I don't get busted?ANY IDEAS?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
My Girlfriend's Sister
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Faded Image
Senior Don Juan
You already look stupid by not hitting the space bar after sentences and trying to bone your girl's sister.
Threesome, my man.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
F*ck her.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Dergz
Don Juan
Don't Do It!!
This Might All Be A Test!!
Fail It And You'll Lose Both!!
This Might All Be A Test!!
Fail It And You'll Lose Both!!
To Be Continued
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
Jack Paradox
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Lmao.Faded Image said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mustfirstregister
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my right side brain says "It's a trap. Beware!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
I just read somewhere that 1 in 3 girls in the U.S are sexually molested in some way or another before they are 15. Sounds like this girl is f-ed up in the head, could be because of that. But, if i were you, I'd stick it out with the gf, when things get bad, and they will, nail her sister. That way, since the relationship will be over anyway, you get the best of both worlds. Or..... if they were both touched by daddy, you might be able to get the 3some.
reminds me of that joke/story thing about the dude who is gonna go sleep with the sister, but his condoms are in the car. So he runs outside to grab the condoms, right into the arms of his fiancee and father in law....
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.