Ok,I'll get straight to the point,my gf's sister is always telling me about her sexual escapades..and I don't know why!I dont even think that she tells my gf about what we talk about..the other day I went to visit my gf and her sister was there,mind you,her sister is hot.Her sister comes right in the room and sits on my lap in front of my gf,after that she was so eager to take my pic to put it on her facebook..I don't know what's the deal..the crazy part is that I really do wanna nail her...if I do decide I want to how do I tell her so that I don't end up lookin stupid,she doesn't get offended,and I don't get busted?ANY IDEAS?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
My Girlfriend's Sister
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Faded Image
Senior Don Juan
You already look stupid by not hitting the space bar after sentences and trying to bone your girl's sister.
Threesome, my man.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
F*ck her.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Dergz
Don Juan
Don't Do It!!
This Might All Be A Test!!
Fail It And You'll Lose Both!!
This Might All Be A Test!!
Fail It And You'll Lose Both!!
To Be Continued
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
Jack Paradox
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Lmao.Faded Image said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
mustfirstregister
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my right side brain says "It's a trap. Beware!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
I just read somewhere that 1 in 3 girls in the U.S are sexually molested in some way or another before they are 15. Sounds like this girl is f-ed up in the head, could be because of that. But, if i were you, I'd stick it out with the gf, when things get bad, and they will, nail her sister. That way, since the relationship will be over anyway, you get the best of both worlds. Or..... if they were both touched by daddy, you might be able to get the 3some.
reminds me of that joke/story thing about the dude who is gonna go sleep with the sister, but his condoms are in the car. So he runs outside to grab the condoms, right into the arms of his fiancee and father in law....
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.