Ok,I'll get straight to the point,my gf's sister is always telling me about her sexual escapades..and I don't know why!I dont even think that she tells my gf about what we talk about..the other day I went to visit my gf and her sister was there,mind you,her sister is hot.Her sister comes right in the room and sits on my lap in front of my gf,after that she was so eager to take my pic to put it on her facebook..I don't know what's the deal..the crazy part is that I really do wanna nail her...if I do decide I want to how do I tell her so that I don't end up lookin stupid,she doesn't get offended,and I don't get busted?ANY IDEAS?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
My Girlfriend's Sister
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Faded Image
Senior Don Juan
You already look stupid by not hitting the space bar after sentences and trying to bone your girl's sister.
Threesome, my man.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
If your g/f sister is sexually curious, then threesome will be a perfect ploy. Just ask her if she's ever had a threesome. If she says no, teaser her about it and ask her to have it. If she says yes, then tell her she's missing out because she hasn't had it with her sister being involved.
In a way, I think she is trying to get your attention and trying to compete with her sister. You know how sibling rivalries are. This means that she might not be attracted to you though because she could just be feeding her ego by competing for your attention with her sister.
I'm not going to lecture you about cheating, but if I were you, I'd try the threesome first and if that fails, then I'd nail the sister since that would make for an exciting story for both you and her (since she has stories about sexual escapades, I'm sure she wouldn't mind one like this one). And the g/f? Meh, big deal. Offer the g/f to have a threesome with the sister if she wants to salvage the relationship.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
F*ck her.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
Then kill her.
2 problems solved.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Dergz
Don Juan
Don't Do It!!
This Might All Be A Test!!
Fail It And You'll Lose Both!!
This Might All Be A Test!!
Fail It And You'll Lose Both!!
To Be Continued
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
DAMN!!! I got the angel on my shoulder(warrior) then I got the lil devil telling me to have a threesome(which sounds extremely tempting )THE BAT...well gents this ones under wraps until next time."take care of yourself and each other" jerry jerry!!!
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Lmao.Faded Image said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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my right side brain says "It's a trap. Beware!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
my left side brain says "Do her now!"
I just read somewhere that 1 in 3 girls in the U.S are sexually molested in some way or another before they are 15. Sounds like this girl is f-ed up in the head, could be because of that. But, if i were you, I'd stick it out with the gf, when things get bad, and they will, nail her sister. That way, since the relationship will be over anyway, you get the best of both worlds. Or..... if they were both touched by daddy, you might be able to get the 3some.
reminds me of that joke/story thing about the dude who is gonna go sleep with the sister, but his condoms are in the car. So he runs outside to grab the condoms, right into the arms of his fiancee and father in law....
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
Maybe this is a twisted real-life version of that. I'd say why ruin a good thing?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.