"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My girlfriend isn't a virgin but i am

RangerMIke

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An asswhipping? For what?.... I'd rather wait till marriage for sex. That's a personal choice, not something to be attacked over.
Okay... you want some advice.

Dump this girl and go find a virgin. If you have this attitude about sex then you have no choice, the fact she fvcked some other dude you think is not as good as you... will ALWAYS eat at you.

But understand this... all chicks are slvts.... there are no special innocent snow-flakes, but you need to go out and find a chick that you can pretend is an innocent cup-cake... Since you know the one you have isn't what you want.

I don't blame you... you are young and inexperienced, when you have over 3 decades of dating experience behind you you will look back on this as wonder WTF you were doing.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Thorninmyside

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Drop the idea of virginity as some virtuous special thing you give to someone. It's sticking a **** in a hole. Nothing more, nothing less. You've got the same problem as the Indian guy who just posted. You expect your girl to come out of cold storage after waiting her whole life for you to come along. It doesn't work like that. Embrace the secondhand market cause that's mostly what you're gonna find in life.
 
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