My girlfriend is such a virgin

[AC/DC]

Typically, when I go out with a girl, I tease her around her crotch area until she can't resist anymore, and then she usually does really nice things to me

So I pimped this one cute girl at college orientation, and realized she was really smart and nice. I also learned girls have feelings too... and I decided to make her mine. Cool, ok.

But anyways, I kiss up on her neck and hip bone, and she doesn't seem to be into it! There is like no intimacy here... it's bothering me. I can't seem to crack this one guys, help me out!

I've deflowered my last girlfriend, and it only took me 3 times of seeing her. I've been dating this girl a MONTH. WHAT THE HELL??

Help your boy out.:cheer:

 

[Evangenlion]

:crackup:

All that touch not working on her? Try something else. Maybe her thing is verbal = talk dirty. Maybe she likes it direct (as in, remove your shirt and pants). Maybe you missed a spot (lips? thighs? hair? back?), the button is there somewhere.

but know this, she can be cracked, you'll kick yourself over the head when you find out how.

 

[Smooth Player 056]

behind ears


- Smooth Player 056 -
Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest

 

[AC/DC]

She complains when I do anything to her ear because "its gross".

She's a pain in the ass because she doesn't make moves at ALL, and doesn't call guys, so basically I gotta call her most of the time.

I have never before met a girl that resists me like that. It's f*ckin bothering me!!!

 

[Julian]

some girls are just lame in the sack.

 

[Interpol]

Originally posted by AC/DC
She complains when I do anything to her ear because "its gross".

She's a pain in the ass because she doesn't make moves at ALL, and doesn't call guys, so basically I gotta call her most of the time.

I have never before met a girl that resists me like that. It's f*ckin bothering me!!!

She's either asexual or a robot. What do you actually like about this *****?

 

[legolas]

Dude she's not resiting you. She's insecure!!!! So what do you do? Well if you want to spend anythime with her at all, better to start with the basics (kissing, light petting, whatever) and seduce her slowly. That's of course if she's worth it at all.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

your GF doesnt call you
Is she even into you?? What is her level of interest??

 

[Don Pablo]

Find someone else who is worth your time, don't force her to give it up.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

F*ck some other girls. She'll get the hint

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

drug her

IM kidding so dont jump all ova me.:cheer:

 

[Create Reality]

Try watching a porno with her. Im serious! Nothing super hardcore like double penetration but invovles a man and woman. If she thinks that is gross, sorry dude, you gotta next her.

Trust me

 

[aftershock]

Originally posted by Julian
some girls are just lame in the sack.

This guys right.

If you do get her into bed, she's just going to lie back and think of England (or wherever you happen to live).

 

[rapsta]

Originally posted by aftershock
This guys right.

If you do get her into bed, she's just going to lie back and think of England (or wherever you happen to live).

hahahhaha

 

[AC/DC]

Haha I've decided to drop the b*tch and move on.

I love you guys, you're all invited to my party.:cheer:

 

[Don Pablo]

Good luck on your next adventure. :cheer: