"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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My girlfriend is such a virgin

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Typically, when I go out with a girl, I tease her around her crotch area until she can't resist anymore, and then she usually does really nice things to me :)

So I pimped this one cute girl at college orientation, and realized she was really smart and nice. I also learned girls have feelings too...:D and I decided to make her mine. Cool, ok.

But anyways, I kiss up on her neck and hip bone, and she doesn't seem to be into it! There is like no intimacy here... it's bothering me. I can't seem to crack this one guys, help me out!

I've deflowered my last girlfriend, and it only took me 3 times of seeing her. I've been dating this girl a MONTH. WHAT THE HELL??

Help your boy out.:cheer:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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All that touch not working on her? Try something else. Maybe her thing is verbal = talk dirty. Maybe she likes it direct (as in, remove your shirt and pants). Maybe you missed a spot (lips? thighs? hair? back?), the button is there somewhere.

but know this, she can be cracked, you'll kick yourself over the head when you find out how.
 
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She complains when I do anything to her ear because "its gross".

She's a pain in the ass because she doesn't make moves at ALL, and doesn't call guys, so basically I gotta call her most of the time.

I have never before met a girl that resists me like that. It's f*ckin bothering me!!!:mad:
 
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some girls are just lame in the sack.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by AC/DC
She complains when I do anything to her ear because "its gross".

She's a pain in the ass because she doesn't make moves at ALL, and doesn't call guys, so basically I gotta call her most of the time.

I have never before met a girl that resists me like that. It's f*ckin bothering me!!!:mad:
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She's either asexual or a robot. What do you actually like about this *****?
 
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Dude she's not resiting you. She's insecure!!!! So what do you do? Well if you want to spend anythime with her at all, better to start with the basics (kissing, light petting, whatever) and seduce her slowly. That's of course if she's worth it at all.
 
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your GF doesnt call you:down: :confused:
Is she even into you?? What is her level of interest??
 
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F*ck some other girls. She'll get the hint ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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drug her:confused: :confused:

IM kidding so dont jump all ova me.:cheer:
 
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Try watching a porno with her. Im serious! Nothing super hardcore like double penetration :eek: but invovles a man and woman. If she thinks that is gross, sorry dude, you gotta next her.

Trust me :)
 
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Originally posted by Julian
some girls are just lame in the sack.
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This guys right.

If you do get her into bed, she's just going to lie back and think of England (or wherever you happen to live).
 
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Originally posted by aftershock
This guys right.

If you do get her into bed, she's just going to lie back and think of England (or wherever you happen to live).
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hahahhaha
 
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Haha I've decided to drop the b*tch and move on.

I love you guys, you're all invited to my party.:cheer:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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