"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My girlfriend is such a virgin

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Typically, when I go out with a girl, I tease her around her crotch area until she can't resist anymore, and then she usually does really nice things to me :)

So I pimped this one cute girl at college orientation, and realized she was really smart and nice. I also learned girls have feelings too...:D and I decided to make her mine. Cool, ok.

But anyways, I kiss up on her neck and hip bone, and she doesn't seem to be into it! There is like no intimacy here... it's bothering me. I can't seem to crack this one guys, help me out!

I've deflowered my last girlfriend, and it only took me 3 times of seeing her. I've been dating this girl a MONTH. WHAT THE HELL??

Help your boy out.:cheer:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All that touch not working on her? Try something else. Maybe her thing is verbal = talk dirty. Maybe she likes it direct (as in, remove your shirt and pants). Maybe you missed a spot (lips? thighs? hair? back?), the button is there somewhere.

but know this, she can be cracked, you'll kick yourself over the head when you find out how.
 
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She complains when I do anything to her ear because "its gross".

She's a pain in the ass because she doesn't make moves at ALL, and doesn't call guys, so basically I gotta call her most of the time.

I have never before met a girl that resists me like that. It's f*ckin bothering me!!!:mad:
 
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some girls are just lame in the sack.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by AC/DC
She complains when I do anything to her ear because "its gross".

She's a pain in the ass because she doesn't make moves at ALL, and doesn't call guys, so basically I gotta call her most of the time.

I have never before met a girl that resists me like that. It's f*ckin bothering me!!!:mad:
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She's either asexual or a robot. What do you actually like about this *****?
 
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Dude she's not resiting you. She's insecure!!!! So what do you do? Well if you want to spend anythime with her at all, better to start with the basics (kissing, light petting, whatever) and seduce her slowly. That's of course if she's worth it at all.
 
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your GF doesnt call you:down: :confused:
Is she even into you?? What is her level of interest??
 
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F*ck some other girls. She'll get the hint ;)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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drug her:confused: :confused:

IM kidding so dont jump all ova me.:cheer:
 
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Try watching a porno with her. Im serious! Nothing super hardcore like double penetration :eek: but invovles a man and woman. If she thinks that is gross, sorry dude, you gotta next her.

Trust me :)
 
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Originally posted by Julian
some girls are just lame in the sack.
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This guys right.

If you do get her into bed, she's just going to lie back and think of England (or wherever you happen to live).
 
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This guys right.

If you do get her into bed, she's just going to lie back and think of England (or wherever you happen to live).
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hahahhaha
 
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Haha I've decided to drop the b*tch and move on.

I love you guys, you're all invited to my party.:cheer:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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