still the one
Don Juan
I have a problem here. I have a strong feeling that my girlfriend has found this site and she knows what i am up to. What should i do.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
my girlfriend discovered this site - help
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
MysteryWoman
Master Don Juan
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yes that sucks i guess, but look at the sh1tty state of affairs we are in when men have to feel ashamed for wanting to get the chick part of their life taken care of.
have we really become this phucked as gender? you better believe it.
if she has the balls to say anything start belittling her when she picks up a cleo or cosmopolitan mag
have we really become this phucked as gender? you better believe it.
if she has the balls to say anything start belittling her when she picks up a cleo or cosmopolitan mag
InLawsHateMe
Master Don Juan
motherf'er....
Sucks to be you... I think I speak for the majority here in proclaiming you, Dumbass of the Year.
How in the hell would she have discovered this site, unless you were like 'Hey! DERH......looky at this site!'
Sucks to be you... I think I speak for the majority here in proclaiming you, Dumbass of the Year.
How in the hell would she have discovered this site, unless you were like 'Hey! DERH......looky at this site!'
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
my gf was cleaning my room and found an article i have printed out from stocktrader titled "evil ways". She says it was wierd and wanted to know why I had it. I just told her some guy I knew read it, and quickly changed the subject as to why she was snooping around in my room. Eh, fvck it, let em find it, unless you talk about her and she reads it - uh oh - trouble! 
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