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Don Juan
I have a problem here. I have a strong feeling that my girlfriend has found this site and she knows what i am up to. What should i do.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
my girlfriend discovered this site - help
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MysteryWoman
Master Don Juan
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yes that sucks i guess, but look at the sh1tty state of affairs we are in when men have to feel ashamed for wanting to get the chick part of their life taken care of.
have we really become this phucked as gender? you better believe it.
if she has the balls to say anything start belittling her when she picks up a cleo or cosmopolitan mag
have we really become this phucked as gender? you better believe it.
if she has the balls to say anything start belittling her when she picks up a cleo or cosmopolitan mag
InLawsHateMe
Master Don Juan
motherf'er....
Sucks to be you... I think I speak for the majority here in proclaiming you, Dumbass of the Year.
How in the hell would she have discovered this site, unless you were like 'Hey! DERH......looky at this site!'
Sucks to be you... I think I speak for the majority here in proclaiming you, Dumbass of the Year.
How in the hell would she have discovered this site, unless you were like 'Hey! DERH......looky at this site!'
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Master Don Juan
my gf was cleaning my room and found an article i have printed out from stocktrader titled "evil ways". She says it was wierd and wanted to know why I had it. I just told her some guy I knew read it, and quickly changed the subject as to why she was snooping around in my room. Eh, fvck it, let em find it, unless you talk about her and she reads it - uh oh - trouble! 
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