My girl passed out drunk in bed while taking her clothes off...

[BPH]

...so I Ubered home.

Hope you all are having a better night than me

 

[BPH]

Just a reminder to stay safe, boys.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

I'm not saying shave her eyebrows, but a golden opportunity to draw a c0ck between the boobs with a fountain pen was missed here, good sir.

 

[Clockwerk50]

I don’t miss that at all. I used to cut women off quickly if they drank too much or couldn’t handle their liquor. One time, I got a hotel with a girl, and she ruined the night by throwing up everything after we left the bar. I hated that experience.

 

[Divorced w 3]

Good for you. Delmarva girls are heavy drinkers. I did that a couple years ago, sorta, she was in bad shape enough that she didn’t realize for maybe 15 min I was gone, then she called me up and I explained, and then her brother got on the phone and I was like you’re right there you see what happened and how she didn’t even realize, so that kind of settled it.. and then 90 minutes I was dead asleep and she instead decided to uber my way $175, and I wake up and she’s sliding into bed apologizing… and it was her birthday

had this happen in college at a dance junior year, I took this smoking petite blonde to make a girl jealous (who ended up being a miss America runner up) and then my date got so blacked out she fell asleep in the cab, but we were mutual friends so I didn’t make anything of it

you did the right thing. Don’t nurse women back that do this unless it’s very certain circumstances

 

[SW15]

That stinks for you. It's the kind of thing that happens to a lot of seducers.

You will get Lay #102 soon enough.