"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My GF is pissed

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My GF is pissed because i told her to shave her private part. She said she was pissed because we began having sex not long ago and that she wont have sex with me again until she got it all cleanly shaved....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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amoka said:
My GF is pissed because i told her to shave her private part. She said she was pissed because we began having sex not long ago and that she wont have sex with me again until she got it all cleanly shaved....
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Wait till shes asleep.
and get out the wax strips, problem solved.
 
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amoka said:
My GF is pissed because i told her to shave her private part. She said she was pissed because we began having sex not long ago and that she wont have sex with me again until she got it all cleanly shaved....
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So she's mad at you...but she's going to shave (like you asked)? What's the problem?
 
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the problem is... until she does he won't be gettin anyway which is gonna ****in suck im sure... lol i say just start touchin her n get her hot~ that always works on my girl when she's mad... lol
 
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Say "No" to hairy Big Foot Hos!!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm not sure what the problem is here? Does shaving take 2 years or something? If she has some problem then you shave hers and she shaves yours and have fun with it.
 
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I do it myself the first time (although it is getting rare nowadays to find a girl who doesn't keep her deal cleaned up.)

When she is in the shower, get your shaving stuff ready, as soon as she is done, get started. It is actually very erotic for the girl no matter how much she protests or squirms.

Then, go to town and give her the reward of finding out how much better it feels for her without all that hair in the way. She should/will do it herself after that.
 
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