"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My GF is pissed

amoka

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My GF is pissed because i told her to shave her private part. She said she was pissed because we began having sex not long ago and that she wont have sex with me again until she got it all cleanly shaved....
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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jonwon

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amoka said:
My GF is pissed because i told her to shave her private part. She said she was pissed because we began having sex not long ago and that she wont have sex with me again until she got it all cleanly shaved....
Wait till shes asleep.
and get out the wax strips, problem solved.
 

WisdomofaMadman

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amoka said:
My GF is pissed because i told her to shave her private part. She said she was pissed because we began having sex not long ago and that she wont have sex with me again until she got it all cleanly shaved....
So she's mad at you...but she's going to shave (like you asked)? What's the problem?
 

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the problem is... until she does he won't be gettin anyway which is gonna ****in suck im sure... lol i say just start touchin her n get her hot~ that always works on my girl when she's mad... lol
 
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Say "No" to hairy Big Foot Hos!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm not sure what the problem is here? Does shaving take 2 years or something? If she has some problem then you shave hers and she shaves yours and have fun with it.
 

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I do it myself the first time (although it is getting rare nowadays to find a girl who doesn't keep her deal cleaned up.)

When she is in the shower, get your shaving stuff ready, as soon as she is done, get started. It is actually very erotic for the girl no matter how much she protests or squirms.

Then, go to town and give her the reward of finding out how much better it feels for her without all that hair in the way. She should/will do it herself after that.
 
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